You are at a Phillies game enjoying a few beers and an 8-7 lead in the bottom of the eighth. A nearby cameraman tells you that you are about to get your five seconds of television fame. Now you must think of a way to make the most of it.
Your options are limited. You can flash your breasts, but that only seems to work if you are a female. You can give America the finger (not like we haven't seen that before). Or you can grab a nearby boob.
Needless to say, this guy chose to grab the boob.
This is the first day of the airline's new treat your small children like luggage policy.