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| 1. | IT PUTS THE LOTION ON It'S SKIN!! (8.8) | | 2. | Wow, you looked alot hotter on myspace. (5.5) | | 3. | "I look FABULOUS!" (5.5) | | 4. | The Joker has really been working out lately. (5.4) | | 5. | Told you I could get a topless picture of my girlfriend (5.0) |
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| 1. | This is what happens when you make out with a clown! (9.5) | | 2. | Don't laugh all our money was in the subprime loans..we're fucked! (9.5) | | 3. | "What are yew starrin at ya w..." "Come now Sean, we are literally here for a laugh." (5.5) | | 4. | Wow! Times are tough (5.0) | | 5. | "I fu@ked a clown nose, I fu@ked a clown nose, DANCE DANCE! (0.0) |
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| 1. | Mommy said since the economy is bad, i have to save the paper for her suicide notes. (9.8) | | 2. | Spuds Mackenzie use to be somebody, how the mighty have fallen (9.5) | | 3. | I fucked hate this kid! (9.0) | | 4. | "Ok, so if we do a snout lift here, a skull pull here, tummy tuck here..." (8.0) | | 5. | Dog Shaming (7.0) |
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| 1. | Did I put clean underwear on today (9.5) | | 2. | You would smile too if you had his view!!! (6.5) | | 3. | Batter Up! (5.0) | | 4. | Heidi knew it was time to take to the skies and save the world from Ernie's evil capitalist twin Bernie (5.0) | | 5. | Ready for your golden shower? (1.0) |
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| 1. | Dude, I really shouldn't have gone to that 'coffee shop' before flying home from Amsterdam. (10.0) | | 2. | It sucks flying coach. (10.0) | | 3. | Is there any panda porn on that thing? (9.5) | | 4. | "hey babe, your panda upskirt site is really blowing up!" (8.0) | | 5. | Petey the Sexual Harassment Panda on his way to the the Island of Misfit Mascots (6.5) |
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| 1. | You Know those suits recycle that stuff... or mine does anyway (9.0) | | 2. | Stay on target...Stay on target... (7.8) | | 3. | Its a Storm Pooper (7.3) | | 4. | This stormtrooper can feel the force flowing through him... (6.9) | | 5. | Ooh...I thought they smelled bad...On the outside. (6.9) |
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| 1. | See I told you highschool chicks could get loaded on one wine cooler. (6.8) | | 2. | I told you my sisters are hot. (6.8) | | 3. | STRIP POKER IS MY FAVORITE GAME (6.0) | | 4. | It only took me 8 Extacy tabs, but I think I'll FINALY lose my virginity tonight! GO ME! (5.5) | | 5. | I only had to pay them $100 a piece. (5.4) |
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| 1. | i don't care...... i'm not going to live with michael jackson!!!!!!!!!! no way !!!! (9.8) | | 2. | You're not gonna stick that thing up my ass! (8.8) | | 3. | Drunk to the point of oblivion again after his unsuccessful conflict with Mario, vets at St. Luigi's hospital prepare a kidney transplant for the fallen simian lord. Credit: Donkey Kong, Jr. (8.7) | | 4. | Halfway through his chest wax, Bill had had enough. (8.0) | | 5. | you took my balls? WTF do you mean you took my BALLS? where the f#@k did you TAKE them?!? (8.0) |
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| 1. | No George I don't know where you left your keys. (9.4) | | 2. | Hi, Monica this is Barack. (9.0) | | 3. | Alright, I know the economy is bad, but a president needs a dial tone up in this mother... (8.0) | | 4. | Lipinsky? Lipinsky had nothin' to with the hucklebuck!! (7.5) | | 5. | mom, I don't know what I'm doin here. (7.0) |
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| 1. | It ain't easy bein' lean. (10.0) | | 2. | Man that was delicious! What I wouldn't give for a frog soda. (9.5) | | 3. | Bugweiser (9.3) | | 4. | someday...someday I'll meet the blonde pig of MY dreams... someday.. (9.0) | | 5. | Oh, that last fly might have been one to many. (8.6) |
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