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| 1. | That does not look like a jelly fish stung it!!! (8.3) | | 2. | Does it really play X Box? (7.5) | | 3. | So...it get's bigger right? (7.5) | | 4. | Haven't you ever heard of shrinkage? (6.8) | | 5. | So..Does this look infected? (6.3) |
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| 1. | Pussy! Bitch! (8.0) | | 2. | Back off BITCH! It's my tuna. (7.0) | | 3. | Nice pussy (6.0) | | 4. | Sarah loved when Fluffers did his "Bat Boy" impression. (5.5) | | 5. | SO! We meet again.... It is time to end this; there can be only ONE. (5.5) |
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| 1. | Layin' the WOOD!!! (10.0) | | 2. | Petrified Prostate Exam (9.7) | | 3. | I`ve heard of "getting Wood" but this is ridiculous !!!! (9.0) | | 4. | Soon after this photo, the FCC put a ban on all trees fornicating. (9.0) | | 5. | Got Wood? (9.0) |
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| 1. | I cant believe you left the whip in the car again. (10.0) | | 2. | Sara Palin and her daughter go hunting for the elusive "bush dog" (8.0) | | 3. | Damn. Don't you hate dressing conservative for the parent teacher conferences? (6.7) | | 4. | Don't you totally love these new school uniforms. (6.6) | | 5. | How to blend-in in germany (6.6) |
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| 1. | I want to be next! (10.0) | | 2. | It might feel nice, but wait till he smells his finger... (10.0) | | 3. | he he I'm next. (9.5) | | 4. | Feels like chicken (9.2) | | 5. | I think she's down a quart. Now let me check those headlights. (7.4) |
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| 1. | If I rub the booty do I really get 3 wishes. (8.0) | | 2. | wanna ride that donkey donkey ,wanna ride that donkey donkey (6.2) | | 3. | Come on Mr. President, give it to me like you gave it to America. (6.2) | | 4. | "I can't believe it. It really did spell 'WOW'!" (6.0) | | 5. | Wait, wait honey... I need to spit on it and dip it into the sand before I can really simulate what I have done to the American people (6.0) |
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| 1. | JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!! (8.0) | | 2. | ok I fucked up. (8.0) | | 3. | c'mon you know you likey (6.5) | | 4. | I mean, what can I say, I am just a pretty, pretty man. Who could blame me? (6.3) | | 5. | She thought I was good, who knew!!! (6.0) |
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| 1. | How many Chinese students does it take to blacktop a highway? (9.5) | | 2. | i'm good at chicken, they'll swerve first (8.7) | | 3. | Hey, cross walk here. (7.5) | | 4. | I'm moving I'm moving, gee the nerve of some people (7.5) | | 5. | Gee, I wonder why China banned "Death Race." (7.0) |
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| 1. | The real "Pack, Sack, Attack"! (8.3) | | 2. | A handful of nuts after a Touchdown......Priceless. (7.0) | | 3. | FLAG! Illegal use of the hand. (6.9) | | 4. | Dude, I want beer with these nuts. (6.9) | | 5. | Mr. Jennings, please turn your head and cough. (6.4) |
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| 1. | It cant be mine, you only sat in me once. (8.5) | | 2. | Ok, bubble bee now transform into a new diaper! (7.7) | | 3. | Don't pop the top Optimus (7.5) | | 4. | I knew that hooker wanted my number for something. (7.0) | | 5. | Someday mom...I will get even for this....mark my words. (7.0) |
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