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| 1. | Absolutely no escaping this mosh pit. (8.0) | | 2. | Red rover, red rover let Johnny come over. (7.9) | | 3. | Ninja Warrior...American Style (7.8) | | 4. | Someone is a little overly optimistic. (7.8) | | 5. | Next on Fox. The world red rover championship. (7.2) |
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| 1. | could you repeat that list once more please (8.8) | | 2. | Do you have anything on tap? (8.3) | | 3. | "Jim" in wonderland (8.0) | | 4. | Well, this is just an ill-conceived monument to build in front of the Alcoholics Anonymous building. (8.0) | | 5. | the redneck venus flytrap (8.0) |
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| 1. | NO!! I said, if I made it into the big leagues, I was going to take a shit in the middle of the field!! (8.5) | | 2. | Meet Joohan Papazuma, World Heavyweight Sumo Champion (7.5) | | 3. | I just made a Papelbon in my pants! (7.0) | | 4. | Common people. I SAID DO THE WAVE DAMMIT!! (7.0) | | 5. | STELLAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (6.8) |
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| 1. | thank you for flying with Shity airlines (south Park) (10.0) | | 2. | "And if you'll direction your attention to the right side of the plane you'll see more ground" (9.0) | | 3. | I thought you put the landing gear down... (9.0) | | 4. | Please stay seated until the plane has come to a complete stop, thank you for flying America West. (8.2) | | 5. | Ok, if anyone ask, I was not drinking and doing blow off the stewardess' thigh durring the flight. Are we clear? (8.0) |
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| 1. | Man...I sure do miss the pimp n' ho parties in college... (6.8) | | 2. | Hey! Where all the white women at!?!?! (6.0) | | 3. | The one black man in Ballet history finally reaches his limit. (6.0) | | 4. | new movie opening soon: "Ballet School of The Living Dead" (5.6) | | 5. | I don't think they saw me. So i can sneek out. (5.3) |
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| 1. | After fucking the country for 8 years, W decided to try a bird of another feather. (10.0) | | 2. | Turkey Cock's Cock, Cock's Cock Turkey. (10.0) | | 3. | Bush only likes the white chicks... (9.3) | | 4. | The other turkeys told me this is what you had to do to get Pardoned by President Clinton. (8.8) | | 5. | That turkey sure has a big pecker... (8.3) |
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| 1. | Hey George, don't you wish your ICBM was this big? (8.0) | | 2. | I won by "This Much" (8.0) | | 3. | The real reason politicians don't favor black people. (8.0) | | 4. | The national debt is now this big. (7.0) | | 5. | We measured Condi's Rice and it was this big. (6.7) |
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| 1. | It's nice to see Britney and Kevin worked things out. (8.8) | | 2. | Do those shoes really go with that outfiit. (7.3) | | 3. | Nice tidy whiteys (7.0) | | 4. | California fire destroys trailer. (7.0) | | 5. | Send the money now, or we raise your kid as our own. (0.0) |
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| 1. | For the love of god man...I can see your helmet. (8.7) | | 2. | C'mon everyone! We're goin streakin!!!! (7.5) | | 3. | It's business casual tonight at Jabba's Hut. (6.8) | | 4. | George Lucas Presents Star Wars the Musical. (6.3) | | 5. | What really happened to TK-421. (5.9) |
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| 1. | Hey, Uncle Dad, Aunt Mom is looking dang hot!!! (8.3) | | 2. | Hurry and take the picture I can't breath in this thing. (8.0) | | 3. | This southern bell would not be a ladie unless she was 280. (6.3) | | 4. | Just a day at the beach in Mississippi (5.8) | | 5. | . . . . make the rockin world go round! (5.5) |
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