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| 1. | Mom went to Chicago. Baby woke up in Los Angelas. Clean diapers were in Seatle. (10.0) | | 2. | Quit looking at my mom's ass! Don't make me get out of this seat!!! (9.5) | | 3. | This is the first day of the airline's new treat your small children like luggage policy. (9.0) | | 4. | This is how I roll (8.8) | | 5. | "Now boarding flight LOT Polish Airlines Flight 5150 at Gate F8." (7.7) |
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| 1. | Wii Bingo...what will they think of next? (6.7) | | 2. | Raise your hand if you need changed. (6.4) | | 3. | boy, this new Grand Theft Auto game is fun! Look, I just decapitated a hooker! hooray! (6.3) | | 4. | weeeeeee not wii (5.8) | | 5. | "Better late to the party then nev..." (5.0) |
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| 1. | Come down the slide...Don't be such a ckicken!! (9.5) | | 2. | Sweetie, how many times do I have to tell you - "Don't play with your food!!" (7.5) | | 3. | Can we say "Cross contamination"? (5.0) | | 4. | What doesn't little tikes make. (4.3) | | 5. | The turkey says... redrum. (4.0) |
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| 1. | Their relationship came to an abrupt end as Kimm completely misunderstood when Tigger confided that he liked to play with Poo. (6.9) | | 2. | Asians.......They're GGGGRRREEEAAAAT! (6.5) | | 3. | He's so big ! (6.1) | | 4. | Man could I get my hand stuck in your honey jar (5.5) | | 5. | Inner-species erotica, f*$#-o. (5.4) |
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| 1. | "Well we can't hide her in the closet, Guess we'll have to bury her." (8.0) | | 2. | Bruce Banner's college years were awkward... (6.9) | | 3. | Hey, I couldn't find a strecher but this door will do. (6.3) | | 4. | It's time to show this fucker the door! (6.1) | | 5. | Dont look at me I'm just the door man (5.5) |
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| 1. | Did one of you ladies say you wanted Sausage? Oh, Sausage pizza...Never mind. (7.6) | | 2. | Please God...make me invisible...please I beg of you this is all I ask....make me invisible now. (7.0) | | 3. | Maybe I can slip by without them noticing... (7.0) | | 4. | I told him to clear the pipe before we left. Does he lisen to his mother, of course not. (6.0) | | 5. | Man that guy has a nice ass, I wish these girls would get out of my way. (6.0) |
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| 1. | TK-421 should have kept his light saber out of the death star (8.0) | | 2. | This poor kid doesn't stand a chance (7.0) | | 3. | Somehow, I think Storm Troopers in the ghetto is still "Whitey" in the ghetto. (5.0) | | 4. | Luke, I am your father! (1.0) | | 5. | Which way to the Maury show? I gotta take a DNA test. The babymomma says I'm the dad, but I don't know... (0.0) |
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| 1. | Peek-a-Boob ! (9.3) | | 2. | Knock, Knock! Who's there? Cock-hungry whore! (6.2) | | 3. | Look dad, I swallowed grandpa's jizz. (5.7) | | 4. | You won the lottery! (5.7) | | 5. | Pick a hole (3.7) |
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| 1. | When you do Porn, you have to start at the bottom =. (7.3) | | 2. | I want a blowfish! (7.0) | | 3. | She could always smell when he was cheating on her... (6.5) | | 4. | Lorena Bobbit is dating a marlin now ? (6.4) | | 5. | And her boyfriend wondered why she always smelled like fish. (6.0) |
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| 1. | Either I'm really drunk or these are the two hottest chicks ever! (10.0) | | 2. | Yep... I'm gonna do em Both!!...I'm just that smooth (9.8) | | 3. | I'm just gonna keep drinking until these Cougars get hot, then- game on. ooooh, yeah (9.7) | | 4. | That shirt would make me puke too, Grandma! (9.5) | | 5. | BARF!..Oh man I thought there was a giant Chee to in front of me!! (9.5) |
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