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| 1. | Chicks should always wear protection. (10.0) | | 2. | a cock always wears protection.. (10.0) | | 3. | Hi... I'm Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to Jackass!! (7.2) | | 4. | Once their eye's met they new it was true love. (6.7) | | 5. | time to rise up, bitches! mutiny! (6.5) |
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| 1. | Someone leaked Cliffjumper's autopsy photos (stolen idea from Purebordem) (7.5) | | 2. | She's ALL sort'sa stoved up! (7.4) | | 3. | Oops,Should have Bought a Ford (7.3) | | 4. | At 250MPH, even a poodle can cause serious damage. (7.3) | | 5. | Funny as that may seem, the radio's the only thing that's really working good. (7.0) |
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| 1. | Andy motto..."Quid Pro Quo"...Made surfing the internet...different (10.0) | | 2. | now..to find someone to work this camera.. (8.3) | | 3. | What Santa REALLY does the other 364 days a year.... (7.4) | | 4. | SWM, loves lounging, hanging out naked, 2nd life, your pic gets mine. (7.1) | | 5. | And the answer to who SexyGirl21 in the chat room really is. (6.7) |
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| 1. | In-comming cock! (8.3) | | 2. | My cocks on a roll. *slapsknee* (7.4) | | 3. | KFC now delivers, freshness guaranteed (6.6) | | 4. | Tony Chicken (6.6) | | 5. | skateboard champion chickens out (6.0) |
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| 1. | How did I get in here....wait..how do I get out? (8.3) | | 2. | A sharks thanksgiving dinner. (8.2) | | 3. | Man, that dude sure has a little dingy.... (8.2) | | 4. | Needless to say the skier behind him was frustrated. (8.2) | | 5. | gilligan ate the skipper (7.8) |
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| 1. | Instant Replay: Regis is about to hike it up Kelly's tight end. (9.7) | | 2. | Wait a second Reeg! I just want to slime it up a little! (9.5) | | 3. | Blue 36, Blue 36, hut hut hut hut.... (8.5) | | 4. | We always knew Kelly had Regis by the balls. (8.0) | | 5. | Regis suddenly remembers the glory days in Notre Dame (7.0) |
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| 1. | Let see them catach me on thes and shove a fire cracker up my butt. (9.3) | | 2. | Mikey from OCC is not looking so good. (9.0) | | 3. | Look! It's a frog on a hog! (8.5) | | 4. | Evel Frog-Knievel (8.0) | | 5. | Road Toad (7.7) |
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| 1. | A scene from the new Batman movie Dark Knight. (8.0) | | 2. | Don't make me use this! I will you know, I can soak you all...easily. (8.0) | | 3. | Having infiltrated their squad, Bimbo makes his move. (7.5) | | 4. | OMG he's go a super soaker. (7.3) | | 5. | Look out, the new lieutenant isn't clowning around. (7.0) |
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| 1. | One of these two just crapped himself. The other wants his mommy. (9.0) | | 2. | "I know I said cloning was unethical..." (8.0) | | 3. | President Bush - You are the father! (7.8) | | 4. | He wants to give me to Dick Cheney. (6.8) | | 5. | Due to troop shortages, Bush recommnends lowering the enlistment age. (6.7) |
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| 1. | Absolutely no escaping this mosh pit. (8.0) | | 2. | Red rover, red rover let Johnny come over. (7.9) | | 3. | Ninja Warrior...American Style (7.8) | | 4. | Someone is a little overly optimistic. (7.8) | | 5. | Next on Fox. The world red rover championship. (7.2) |
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