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| 1. | It ain't easy bein' lean. (10.0) | | 2. | Man that was delicious! What I wouldn't give for a frog soda. (9.5) | | 3. | Bugweiser (9.3) | | 4. | someday...someday I'll meet the blonde pig of MY dreams... someday.. (9.0) | | 5. | Oh, that last fly might have been one to many. (8.6) |
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| 1. | Damm, my dad is way overprotective. (8.2) | | 2. | Were gonna need a bigger rock... (8.0) | | 3. | OSAMA'S BOYS PROTECTING THE 60 VIRGINS (7.3) | | 4. | Lets see..Sunscreen, check. Beach towel, check. AK-47, check. (7.2) | | 5. | this is a no erections zone... dont move (7.2) |
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| 1. | What's more exciting than a Lesbian 5 K (8.7) | | 2. | AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH THE JONAS BROTHERS!!!!! (6.1) | | 3. | the one in the pinkie, realised her boobs were bouncing.. (6.0) | | 4. | Too many women, not enough time (5.5) | | 5. | I swear, if this is all for some "half-off designer wedding dresses" sale, our society is doomed. (5.3) |
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| 1. | O cum on ye faithful...... (9.7) | | 2. | Good thing Santa only cums once a year. (7.9) | | 3. | Ever notice how even though her mouth is open, she always catches it in the eye? (5.9) | | 4. | Hey she got what she wanted for christmas! (5.6) | | 5. | Dude, nice bukkandle. (4.5) |
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| 1. | ...welcome to Easter 101, I am your teacher Peter, Peter Cottontail, Mr. Cottontail to you. (8.0) | | 2. | ....like preachin' to my Peeps (7.3) | | 3. | …and the lord said let there be light…fluffy, marshmallow treats that are yummy and good…and there was (6.7) | | 4. | Young ones, fear fat little human children, camp fires, graham crackers, and Hershy bars, so sayeth the lord. (5.5) | | 5. | The Diciples Crowd Around Bunny Jesus (5.3) |
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| 1. | And the final step to make your kitten puppet is… (6.3) | | 2. | When she asked if I wanted a picture of her spanking her kitty, this is not what I expected. (5.9) | | 3. | I swear on my pussy these are real. (5.5) | | 4. | Stop...! nothing comes between me and my pussy. (5.0) | | 5. | Cat got your panties? (4.6) |
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| 1. | Shit I don't have enough money this time. (5.8) | | 2. | DID I LEAVE THE IRON ON? (5.6) | | 3. | In prison, Penis goes where?!? (5.5) | | 4. | What do you mean Cohcrans dead? (5.3) | | 5. | "Oh SNAP!" (5.1) |
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| 1. | First stage of a penguin porn video. (9.3) | | 2. | Brokeback Icefloe (9.0) | | 3. | It's ok Mumble. I guess "Dancing With the Stars" isn't for everyone. (6.0) | | 4. | Hollywood Penguin Parents. (4.0) | | 5. | penguin love (0.0) |
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| 1. | After fucking the country for 8 years, W decided to try a bird of another feather. (9.8) | | 2. | The other turkeys told me this is what you had to do to get Pardoned by President Clinton. (9.0) | | 3. | Bush only likes the white chicks... (8.8) | | 4. | Turkey Cock's Cock, Cock's Cock Turkey. (8.6) | | 5. | That turkey sure has a big pecker... (8.4) |
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| 1. | give me a lift!!!! never mind... keep it there...!!!! (7.9) | | 2. | Are you sure you put your keys there? (7.8) | | 3. | O.K., we're going to pull your fist out of Tinas cooch on the count of three. READY...ONE TWO...... (7.0) | | 4. | I think I got it, how did your pom pom get in there anyways? (6.4) | | 5. | Now rhythmically massage her 'G-Spot' with all 5 fingers. (6.3) |
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