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| 1. | Sherman was so fat he took first and third place. (8.5) | | 2. | looks..like......I.. w....win? (7.4) | | 3. | maybe pole vaulting isn't my sport. (7.0) | | 4. | And the gold medal goes to Don Vito (7.0) | | 5. | Even Sal's fantasies were half assed, just like the rest of his life. (6.7) |
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| 1. | Julie's boyfriend is the biggest cock! (9.0) | | 2. | Vacation to dive bar in New Mexico - $200, pair of torn jeans- $45, seeing your little girl taking her picture with a 9 foot cock? Priceless. (8.8) | | 3. | This woman loves cock. (7.4) | | 4. | oooohhhhh baby, you are the biggest.........chicken I have ever had (7.4) | | 5. | Who came first? (6.2) |
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| 1. | Yep still German.... (9.3) | | 2. | Wow! Where can I get that much head??? (8.0) | | 3. | ...and I thought this only happened in my dreams. (7.5) | | 4. | Quit spilling it. (7.0) | | 5. | The straws are in her other hand! (7.0) |
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| 1. | At least Kim Basinger was still part of the show... (9.0) | | 2. | Think you could hit me with a double coat..righta round there? (8.7) | | 3. | So you want to drink my Milkshake. (7.0) | | 4. | I bet a Grammy never has to put up with someone painting their crotch. (6.3) | | 5. | 2 out of 6 Oscars wear protection. (6.0) |
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| 1. | I told you what I'd do if you loaded the bases again, and guess what...YOU LOADED THE GODDAM BASES AGAIN! (10.0) | | 2. | this time you be the catcher and ill be the pitcher (9.0) | | 3. | Lets work on your "screw ball"... (9.0) | | 4. | Who wants the first reach around!? (8.2) | | 5. | If you build it..... He will come (8.0) |
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| 1. | Chicks should always wear protection. (10.0) | | 2. | a cock always wears protection.. (10.0) | | 3. | Hi... I'm Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to Jackass!! (7.2) | | 4. | Once their eye's met they new it was true love. (6.7) | | 5. | time to rise up, bitches! mutiny! (6.5) |
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| 1. | Someone leaked Cliffjumper's autopsy photos (stolen idea from Purebordem) (7.5) | | 2. | She's ALL sort'sa stoved up! (7.4) | | 3. | Oops,Should have Bought a Ford (7.3) | | 4. | At 250MPH, even a poodle can cause serious damage. (7.3) | | 5. | Funny as that may seem, the radio's the only thing that's really working good. (7.0) |
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| 1. | Andy motto..."Quid Pro Quo"...Made surfing the internet...different (10.0) | | 2. | now..to find someone to work this camera.. (8.3) | | 3. | What Santa REALLY does the other 364 days a year.... (7.4) | | 4. | SWM, loves lounging, hanging out naked, 2nd life, your pic gets mine. (7.1) | | 5. | And the answer to who SexyGirl21 in the chat room really is. (6.7) |
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| 1. | In-comming cock! (8.3) | | 2. | My cocks on a roll. *slapsknee* (7.4) | | 3. | KFC now delivers, freshness guaranteed (6.6) | | 4. | Tony Chicken (6.6) | | 5. | skateboard champion chickens out (6.0) |
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| 1. | How did I get in here....wait..how do I get out? (8.3) | | 2. | A sharks thanksgiving dinner. (8.2) | | 3. | Man, that dude sure has a little dingy.... (8.2) | | 4. | Needless to say the skier behind him was frustrated. (8.2) | | 5. | gilligan ate the skipper (7.8) |
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