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| 1. | DC comics had such hope for their new hero. (6.5) | | 2. | HADOUKEN! Except this guy can't. (5.8) | | 3. | Mr. Push Up BRO (5.5) | | 4. | I'm a ninja (5.4) | | 5. | Kimbo Slice's Brother Jumbo wants to enter MMA... (5.3) |
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| 1. | Practice makes perfect! (8.0) | | 2. | "This reminds of the time I interviewed Kobe Bryant." (7.1) | | 3. | The real reason I got this job is my ability to swallow this thing whole. (6.9) | | 4. | At least the Cuban Sub is good because this team sucks. (6.4) | | 5. | This is how I took 1st place in the John Madden eating competition! (6.4) |
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| 1. | House For Sale. Recently Lost Its Virginity... PRICE REDUCED. (9.5) | | 2. | Is this a euphemism? (8.0) | | 3. | I told you it was too big to stick it my tight little garage! (5.5) | | 4. | I meant park my real weiner in your hypothetical garage. (5.5) | | 5. | So what... at least two insurance policies are gonna find these guys at fault? (0.0) |
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| 1. | The Michelin Man ain't got SH*T on me!!! (9.0) | | 2. | The Safety Monster says, "Do not ride the sidewalk, or I WILL F'N EAT YOU!" (7.0) | | 3. | Transformers 3: Rise of the Road Work Barriers (6.7) | | 4. | I said STAY LEFT (3.7) | | 5. | safety first bitches! (0.0) |
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| 1. | The day 14 young boys decided Girls were no longer yucky! (7.6) | | 2. | Memory card full? You gotta be fu^%$ng sh^%$ng me. (7.5) | | 3. | Why do I have to wear underwear if -she- doesnt? (7.3) | | 4. | I bet Dad didn't know mom dressed like this at the PTA meetings! (7.0) | | 5. | And the unanimous winner for teacher of the year is... (6.6) |
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| 1. | Man, Willard Scott never had to put up with this... hey, Giggles McBowTie, kiss my gingerbread ass. (10.0) | | 2. | Not the Blue button (9.0) | | 3. | "Easy Al" has his button pushed. (9.0) | | 4. | Is that a milkbone in your pocket, or are you happy to see me? (0.0) | | 5. | this guy is such an effing tool. he is not caption worthy. effing tool. (0.0) |
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| 1. | Little did everyone know, Kryptonite wasn’t Superman’s only weakness. (8.6) | | 2. | It turns out it was actually being in the yellow "haired" son that gave Superman all of his powers. (7.4) | | 3. | Faster than a speeding bullet. More powerful than a locomotive. Translation - One thrust and a bloody mess. (7.4) | | 4. | Dont cry...The suit makes it look bigger than it really is! (7.0) | | 5. | I'm going to do you again, but this time as Superman (6.8) |
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| 1. | In sex education they said it would come out of the vagina...? (10.0) | | 2. | it's Quato from total recall!!! (7.6) | | 3. | The snuggie has morphed (6.7) | | 4. | Junior was happy that mommy was willing to skimp on strollers AND fashion sense. (6.7) | | 5. | Ugh..What the hell did I eat last night?! (6.5) |
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| 1. | "Alright guys, watch carefully. THIS is how you do it!!" (6.6) | | 2. | I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say this is some good pussy! (6.6) | | 3. | Oh look Kitty porn! (6.3) | | 4. | This reminds me of a girl I knew in college (5.5) | | 5. | "Man, Tree Gang initiations are a real bitch!" thought Ms. Fluffers. (3.0) |
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| 1. | Mom went to Chicago. Baby woke up in Los Angelas. Clean diapers were in Seatle. (10.0) | | 2. | Quit looking at my mom's ass! Don't make me get out of this seat!!! (9.5) | | 3. | This is the first day of the airline's new treat your small children like luggage policy. (9.0) | | 4. | This is how I roll (8.8) | | 5. | "Now boarding flight LOT Polish Airlines Flight 5150 at Gate F8." (7.7) |
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