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| 1. | Next stop, Awesome Land.... Just kidding, its really Virgin Land. (8.7) | | 2. | Why do we have to take the subway when the DC guys get a cab? (8.3) | | 3. | "...so an hour after we took the mushrooms, we started seeing superheroes EVERYwhere" (7.8) | | 4. | Sitting across from these 5 pussies and I still get mugged. (7.0) | | 5. | Being a superhero gets harder and harder...when everone can do your job for half the cost. (6.7) |
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| 1. | goaty style (10.0) | | 2. | You think a monkey on your back is bad.... (10.0) | | 3. | Damn, this bitch is clingy. (8.0) | | 4. | It's not as baaaaad as you think (6.8) | | 5. | When was the last time you got humped by a goat? (6.5) |
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| 1. | Oh, could you tell my secretary to push back that 2:00 with terry to 4. I am just swamped. (8.3) | | 2. | I LOVE FROG SODA! (7.2) | | 3. | Hey if that other kid can buy stocks, whats the hell's stoping me? O.o (7.0) | | 4. | Dude! Check out the Huggies on that chick! (6.8) | | 5. | Barney takes it in the ass .com (6.0) |
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| 1. | See it live ... er, see it at Walmart.com (10.0) | | 2. | I didnt know walmart sold abortions? (9.8) | | 3. | Look Granny, I'm a Spacewoman, I'm a Spacewoman, I'm...ahhhhhh....spas...ahh...zwom. (9.0) | | 4. | Now what aisle are the rubber bands in ??? (8.7) | | 5. | Psst! Hey lady! Condoms are to be used BEFORE you're pregnant! (8.5) |
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| 1. | I'm Rick James bitch! (10.0) | | 2. | Im telling you global warming is a VERY serious problem! (9.5) | | 3. | Hey there buddy...how's it going today....have you heard about the word of G%^ (9.0) | | 4. | When animal breeding experiements go awry...although the new Penglion at the canival is a big hit. (7.5) | | 5. | hmm... yeah I am seeing some bleeding... I am gonna set you up with my cousin Flappy... he an actual orthodonist. (7.0) |
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| 1. | Daddy sang bass, momma sang tenor, me and little brother sang right in there (10.0) | | 2. | Bigfoot: "Its not a gun in your back, Im just really tall" (10.0) | | 3. | Hurry up Mary, take the picture! That's not a banana in his pocket... (9.0) | | 4. | THANKS E-HARMONY!!!!! (8.3) | | 5. | Me and My Mom (7.0) |
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| 1. | Hey!!! Get off the cell phone and watch where your drivin' bitch!!! (9.5) | | 2. | Was that Main Street??? Why can't they spell sh*t in English?! (8.0) | | 3. | Off to work at the Nike factory (7.8) | | 4. | Betcha my mileage is better than yours! (7.3) | | 5. | Little timmy was never late for daycare (5.3) |
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| 1. | Bin Ladins upgrade (10.0) | | 2. | Only from the Shack (10.0) | | 3. | You'll get great reception everywhere you go! (9.3) | | 4. | Radio Free... what the hell is this country called now? (5.5) | | 5. | NBC cutbacks go to a new level (4.5) |
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| 1. | Put it in the storm pooper. (10.0) | | 2. | Thank god i double masked today - hers fell off! (8.5) | | 3. | I see you found my light saber! (8.0) | | 4. | Just another Alien doing the anal probe (7.3) | | 5. | Girl, I am about to take you in your dark side! (6.3) |
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| 1. | Untie that bottom part, I gotta pee! (10.0) | | 2. | I should have stayed on unemployment,this job SUCKS (6.3) | | 3. | I am Wiener hear me Roar!! (4.8) | | 4. | Chunk says "I plump in hot water, ladies!" (4.0) | | 5. | Who wants my weiner in thier bun (3.0) |
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