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| 1. | Soooo many choices....so much time till puberty (10.0) | | 2. | WWeeee've got a winner! (9.5) | | 3. | Some have "Strings" Attached? (7.9) | | 4. | Ladies and Gentlemen, The future president of the United States. (7.4) | | 5. | I'll take the green one. (6.5) |
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| 1. | Stay on target...Stay on target... (8.0) | | 2. | This stormtrooper can feel the force flowing through him... (7.8) | | 3. | Ooh...I thought they smelled bad...On the outside. (7.4) | | 4. | The Force is strong with this one...METAMUCIL!!! (7.0) | | 5. | This Stormtrooper had difficulty when he tried to bullseye his womprat. (7.0) |
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| 1. | I plead the Clinton defense..I did not have sexual relations over and over again with those women. (9.3) | | 2. | I thought we were going to announce our candidacy for President (8.5) | | 3. | I'm going to rip off your B*lls. (7.5) | | 4. | hmm....so....am I picking up the kids? (7.5) | | 5. | This is your free shot. (7.0) |
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| 1. | So when your about to take off your jacket, do they just explode out of there or do they sag like my mums? (10.0) | | 2. | Prince's search for concealed weapons is a bust (8.1) | | 3. | Those are some nice, big, medals you have! (8.0) | | 4. | It's good to be the King (7.0) | | 5. | The left one is a little lower than the right, I'll adjust for you. (6.8) |
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| 1. | The only thing that goes down more then Hooters girls...Microsoft Vista. (9.0) | | 2. | Maybe this will sell vista (8.3) | | 3. | Little does Gates know..all these woman are here for the old dudes on the left. (7.6) | | 4. | You have to be at least this rich to get one of these girls. (7.3) | | 5. | This goes out to everyone who beat me up in school, screw you. And oh yeah, enjoy all the great new "features" of windows, bastards. (7.0) |
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| 1. | Their relationship came to an abrupt end as Kimm completely misunderstood when Tigger confided that he liked to play with Poo. (8.0) | | 2. | Hey sweetie, why don't you meet me behind Splash Mountain and I'll show you what Tiggers really do best!! (8.0) | | 3. | Hearing the woman's affinity for dating black guys, Tigger subtlely mispronounced his name to win her affection... (7.3) | | 4. | Man could I get my hand stuck in your honey jar (7.0) | | 5. | Inner-species erotica, f*$#-o. (7.0) |
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| 1. | Sherman was so fat he took first and third place. (8.5) | | 2. | looks..like......I.. w....win? (7.4) | | 3. | maybe pole vaulting isn't my sport. (7.0) | | 4. | And the gold medal goes to Don Vito (7.0) | | 5. | Even Sal's fantasies were half assed, just like the rest of his life. (6.7) |
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| 1. | Julie's boyfriend is the biggest cock! (9.0) | | 2. | Vacation to dive bar in New Mexico - $200, pair of torn jeans- $45, seeing your little girl taking her picture with a 9 foot cock? Priceless. (8.8) | | 3. | This woman loves cock. (7.4) | | 4. | oooohhhhh baby, you are the biggest.........chicken I have ever had (7.4) | | 5. | Who came first? (6.2) |
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| 1. | Yep still German.... (9.3) | | 2. | Wow! Where can I get that much head??? (8.0) | | 3. | ...and I thought this only happened in my dreams. (7.5) | | 4. | Quit spilling it. (7.0) | | 5. | The straws are in her other hand! (7.0) |
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| 1. | At least Kim Basinger was still part of the show... (9.0) | | 2. | Think you could hit me with a double coat..righta round there? (8.7) | | 3. | So you want to drink my Milkshake. (7.0) | | 4. | I bet a Grammy never has to put up with someone painting their crotch. (6.3) | | 5. | 2 out of 6 Oscars wear protection. (6.0) |
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