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| 1. | 12 City, 8 Highway (8.2) | | 2. | That's what I call riding bare back! (8.0) | | 3. | Yeah! If I am ever on the planet Hoth and can cut her open and keep warm just like Luke Skywalker. (6.7) | | 4. | UNCLE WALLY'S TRIAL RUN FOR THE NATIONAL BULL RIDING ASSOCIATION (6.4) | | 5. | The Bull rider. He tells the ride he did his sister and then tries to hold on for 8 seconds. (6.4) |
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| 1. | LOOK at THAT Cletus!She forgot to wipe her ass.HAAAA !!!! (10.0) | | 2. | I WAS A MILLER LIGHT GIRL AND IF YOU DON'T BELEIVE ME YOU CAN KISS MY ASS! (7.8) | | 3. | Bimbo shows off her new tattoo "WIDE LOAD" (7.7) | | 4. | Yessir bub, best family reunion ever! (7.5) | | 5. | Crosby, Stills... and ASS! (6.7) |
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| 1. | Domino's Pizza- Guaranteed satisfaction in 30 minutes or less. (9.5) | | 2. | After Tricia snottily asked Jane how she manages to smile all the time while being the "homely wing girl" every girls' night out, Jane answered with a shrug of her shoulder, a bite of her pizza and without words! (9.0) | | 3. | little does sarah know, lisa gave her a used gift. (8.8) | | 4. | Do not stick in boyfriends ass. (7.7) | | 5. | Ah shit! Batteries not included. (7.3) |
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| 1. | The closest this guy will ever get to seeing beaver (9.5) | | 2. | Yeah, no, I don't think I can approve that development... have you spoken with BLM yet? (9.3) | | 3. | How to make frozen Otter Pops...... WTF! (7.5) | | 4. | Next timeI hope your relative doesn't cross the road ....and i'm sorry (7.0) | | 5. | Ok give me the pen, ill sign up for 10 boxes of cookies if you leave me alone. (6.0) |
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| 1. | Holy Sh*t !!! it echoes... echoooooessssss...... (7.0) | | 2. | Oh my gosh! Is that Willie Nelson? (6.0) | | 3. | See the lightbulb! I told you I had an easy bake oven! (5.0) | | 4. | how did it get so red? (5.0) | | 5. | wow. Howd you get that to fit in there? (5.0) |
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| 1. | I told you I'm not gay! (10.0) | | 2. | They're such big balls. And they're dirty big balls! (7.5) | | 3. | Since you wont touch it, I will give you $25 to spray it with the garden hose (6.7) | | 4. | F*cking Crabs !! (6.6) | | 5. | I told you a dozen times Roger.. Put sunscreen on him too... (6.3) |
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| 1. | Your money's on the dashboard. I'm done with ya. (9.0) | | 2. | That was one hell of a test drive! (8.8) | | 3. | Mommy, she has bumps on her chest (8.5) | | 4. | You should see all the room in the back seat. (8.0) | | 5. | Yeah she does have her hair stuck in the door. (8.0) |
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| 1. | Another great match from EHarmony.com, Married since July 1, 2007. (8.7) | | 2. | Uhhhhh....We're here for the gangbang. (7.0) | | 3. | I found her in my butt...I don't know how long she was there...? So, I bought her a Coke. (6.8) | | 4. | In the case of a water landing, your human floation device will be deployed... (5.8) | | 5. | We just gave grandma a bath! (5.8) |
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| 1. | There is a diamond ring in that haystack! (8.0) | | 2. | Look I already found the beer, now get your hand out of my snatch. (8.0) | | 3. | This is how they make women fight for the last beer at a party (4.8) | | 4. | Mentos Beer! It freshens while you get drunkins! (4.5) |
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| 1. | They don't know I'm wearing womens underwear (8.5) | | 2. | Look at those ta-ta (8.0) | | 3. | Damn, I wish she wasn't my daughter. (8.0) | | 4. | don't look down, keep eye contact. don't look down... (7.0) | | 5. | Keep moving...keep moving...please dont stop to talk (6.5) |
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