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| 1. | Forgive me sister, for I have sinned... (7.0) | | 2. | This having to pat people down thing is really becoming a bad habit! (6.3) | | 3. | Hey Johnny, did you hear Sister Miley is going on vacation? We should totally call the TSA and tell them she's sneaking that damn ruler on the plane! (6.3) | | 4. | How many bad things did she find under the robe? Nun! (4.0) |
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| 1. | Shortly after making her detention room monitor. Violence was rampant as PS 112 (9.5) | | 2. | The day 14 young boys decided Girls were no longer yucky! (7.7) | | 3. | Memory card full? You gotta be fu^%$ng sh^%$ng me. (7.5) | | 4. | Why do I have to wear underwear if -she- doesnt? (6.8) | | 5. | Timmy was much more popular after his mom's performace on career day. (6.3) |
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| 1. | "Clark You've been a naughty hero!" Clark-"God at least I'm spared the humilitation of someone seeing this." (8.0) | | 2. | I love my job - The guys gave me 5 bucks to watch (7.0) | | 3. | No more using your x-ray vision to look into the girl's locker room my boy! ---- He's just jealous that the world is my Playboy magazine. (0.0) | | 4. | Damn, I need to be more specific when asking for a dominatrix (0.0) |
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| 1. | Their relationship came to an abrupt end as Kimm completely misunderstood when Tigger confided that he liked to play with Poo. (6.5) | | 2. | Asians.......They're GGGGRRREEEAAAAT! (6.3) | | 3. | He's so big ! (6.1) | | 4. | Hey sweetie, why don't you meet me behind Splash Mountain and I'll show you what Tiggers really do best!! (5.6) | | 5. | Man could I get my hand stuck in your honey jar (5.5) |
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| 1. | #1 candidate for "the People of Wal-Mart" photos next holiday season (10.0) | | 2. | Welcome to the trailer park. How come you only have three kids? (10.0) | | 3. | When gangbangs go bad... (9.5) | | 4. | you can collect them all. (9.0) | | 5. | They told Bob, after his sex change he would not have a working uterus, LIARS !!! (9.0) |
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| 1. | If I win this I don't have to Marry that @$$ (8.0) | | 2. | The only woman in America that got married and is still trying to get lucky (7.0) | | 3. | What a slotty bride (5.5) | | 4. | I got him to marry me and now all I need is the money for the sex change...before he finds out about my weiner! (4.5) | | 5. | Well, I guess that is one way you can get loaded before/after the wedding (0.0) |
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| 1. | and this is how you make jerk chicken (7.0) | | 2. | strippers are always impressed by a large cock.... (6.5) | | 3. | Yeah, man! She's playing with my cock right now! (5.0) | | 4. | I said 2 chicks, not a chick and a chicken (1.0) | | 5. | yeah just slipped the ruffie in her drink thanks to my cock! (0.0) |
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| 1. | Man that must be one hot piece of ass!! (9.5) | | 2. | Stop that Jew !! she is getting away !!! (6.5) | | 3. | I dont think this is where the park is (6.0) | | 4. | And thus, as Baby Jessica grew, she always dreamed of the hairy people who couldn't climb the grey wall (6.0) | | 5. | And the pedophile barricade in action. No way it's the hot chick. Dude your cut off and we need to talk about your standards (0.0) |
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| 1. | John was left needing foot reconstruction surgery after dancing with his little sister Flo. (9.5) | | 2. | Shaniqua was later kicked out of the reception after eating the caterer. (8.7) | | 3. | University of Georgia study finds "bourbon more effective than tequila for the wing man." (8.0) | | 4. | Winston, I warned you I WOULD fart if you put it back in!!! (8.0) | | 5. | OMG...She just sharted! (8.0) |
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| 1. | may the force be with you storm trooper!! (10.0) | | 2. | Put it in the storm pooper. (8.4) | | 3. | Girl, I am about to take you in your dark side! (5.8) | | 4. | I see you found my light saber! (5.7) | | 5. | Just another Alien doing the anal probe (5.5) |
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