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| 1. | No it's not cool that my mom is in to chicks too. (8.5) | | 2. | No mom - not trading you my girlfriend for a drink. (5.7) | | 3. | This happens every time I bring a girl home. Now I'll have to do her AND my mom... (5.5) | | 4. | Forever alone... (2.0) |
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| 1. | Dude, I say bed the blonde, Wed the Brunette. (10.0) | | 2. | Dude, isn't that your mom? (9.6) | | 3. | See, I told you this would be better then the spelling-bee. (9.0) | | 4. | Hey is your weiner acting funny too? (7.8) | | 5. | If we score this, we will be hero's. (7.7) |
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| 1. | Crab-Gon. Chlamydia checks in, but it doesn't check out. (9.7) | | 2. | Be careful ! Its pussy flea season! This message brought to you by the makers of Raid (9.5) | | 3. | panty raid (9.5) | | 4. | Sure is windy in that there box canyon (9.0) | | 5. | This is why they call her smelly sue (4.0) |
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| 1. | "Now the first step in child tossing to get a good grip on head." (9.0) | | 2. | If you pick your nose wrong you can DIE. (7.5) | | 3. | Daddy will you please stop carring me around like a six pack. (6.3) | | 4. | Yes..... She is a little Snot !! (6.0) | | 5. | ",,,and the winner by a knockout and still WBF world flyweight champ..." (0.0) |
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| 1. | Just wipin' out some cling-ons! (8.0) | | 2. | Stay on target...Stay on target... (7.8) | | 3. | Its a Storm Pooper (7.3) | | 4. | This stormtrooper can feel the force flowing through him... (6.9) | | 5. | Ooh...I thought they smelled bad...On the outside. (6.9) |
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| 1. | You can’t help but look at Karen’s rack. (8.6) | | 2. | Monica was a polygamist who favored shotgun weddings. (7.3) | | 3. | I've always admired women of her caliber! (7.0) | | 4. | I never should have started dating Charlton Heston's grand daughter. (6.6) | | 5. | What do you mean you don't go south? (6.6) |
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| 1. | And the final step to make your kitten puppet is… (6.3) | | 2. | When she asked if I wanted a picture of her spanking her kitty, this is not what I expected. (5.9) | | 3. | I swear on my pussy these are real. (5.7) | | 4. | Honey stop with the camera! When I said we could have a threesome this is not what I had in mind! (5.5) | | 5. | I swear on kitty's life..... i was never a man before..... (4.4) |
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| 1. | Something is seems odd about my commute to work today. (9.7) | | 2. | What??? This place offers combo meals with CHEESECAKE! (8.0) | | 3. | the instructions say.... "just add water" (7.5) | | 4. | it's not the heat so much as the humidity..... (5.5) | | 5. | ASSBURGERS!!!!! (5.5) |
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| 1. | It is a sad fact but this is what happens to a boy growing up without a father! (5.5) | | 2. | This is what happens when you have daughters (2.7) | | 3. | Dainty, ain't they. (0.0) | | 4. | Mom! I told you to stay out when my friends are over, geez. Oh by the way can we borrow your anal beads, Marcus here wants to try them out. (0.0) |
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| 1. | IT'S TOUGH CLIMBING UP THE CORPORATE LADDER (9.0) | | 2. | Whats most disturbing is the people on the bench dont seem shocked at all. (6.7) | | 3. | little piggy made his move, and mom got the f..k out of there... (6.6) | | 4. | Animal Sex , Bad Water , Poor Economy , all this is part of a normal day in Latin America. (6.3) | | 5. | Hey...I can see my house from here!! (6.3) |
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