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| 1. | Wooo HOOO! We Just won the holy grail!!! (7.0) | | 2. | This is what happens when you find Jesus (6.0) | | 3. | This will teach her to make us wear these stupid chasity belts. (5.5) | | 4. | Welcome to Her Lady of Perpetual Mirth Sister Martha! (5.0) | | 5. | Why would the power of Christ compel this? (4.5) |
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| 1. | This is why you don't let the dog lick your face. (10.0) | | 2. | I want back in MOM! Its cold and scary out here! (9.0) | | 3. | Hey your right, the sun doesn't shine in here. (8.0) | | 4. | Kibbles and bits and bits and bits (7.5) | | 5. | Helloooooooooo...have you seen my ball? (6.0) |
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| 1. | "Wait just a sec... I'm texting the possible baby-daddies the details for getting to "The 'Maury' Show". (9.3) | | 2. | Like as if um too young to have a kid, like I already have phone bling an' all! 'Sides this is my third bitch! (9.0) | | 3. | "What's post-partum depression mean? I don't know... let's KGB it!" (8.0) | | 4. | Let me finish tweeting the birth (7.0) | | 5. | Hold on, I'll show you the picture of the conception. The third guy on the right I think thats the father. Although it could be anyone of the other ten guys that night. (0.0) |
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| 1. | From the look of these pictures maybe I don't want to remember last night! (10.0) | | 2. | See kids, another reason under age drinking isn't cool. (10.0) | | 3. | Don't mess with me when I'm tweeting my peeps. (8.0) | | 4. | Guys, ther's a tiger in the bathroom... (5.0) | | 5. | Young Perez Hilton learns to text (4.5) |
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| 1. | Love the site, but seeing this photo again is like waking up to "OMG- I went home with that!!!???" (8.7) | | 2. | Weeeellll... Ain't so tough now are you? Mr muhaha bad ass mad scientist (8.5) | | 3. | I told you i would bury you alive human if u tried to kiss me looking for a prince one more time (7.5) | | 4. | A fly told that to me once.... ONCE (6.8) | | 5. | Bud......weis.......er! (6.5) |
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| 1. | ...and thus, a young Hugh Hefner began his career. (10.0) | | 2. | This is your huband and his secretary... So you available friday or what? (9.0) | | 3. | If I'm interpreting mom and gramma correctly Aunt Linda...when they say you have "such a pretty face"...what they really mean is you could use some work here and here and definitely there. Now, DON'T lose these they're clearly your greatest asset. Oops n (9.0) | | 4. | You can clearly see that the left one is larger... (8.5) | | 5. | its a photo of a motorboat, get the connection... Tits McGee (7.0) |
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| 1. | #1 candidate for "the People of Wal-Mart" photos next holiday season (10.0) | | 2. | When gangbangs go bad... (9.5) | | 3. | you can collect them all. (9.0) | | 4. | They told Bob, after his sex change he would not have a working uterus, LIARS !!! (9.0) | | 5. | Ohhh...I wish this last one would come out! (9.0) |
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| 1. | Hey I saw this episode, just as she was yelling smack my ass, stiffy beatr blew his wad. (9.0) | | 2. | Jim! You call this a porn movie...?! You're out of the frat! (9.0) | | 3. | How can you be mad at blowie bear (8.0) | | 4. | Its a Pri-Ass apparently. If I could run my car on blowjobs and kinky sex, I would wear a dumb picture on my chest too. (6.0) | | 5. | ahhh....beary good blow job (0.0) |
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| 1. | So Michelle, what do you think of white meat? (7.5) | | 2. | Damn Biotch look at those DSL's (6.7) | | 3. | Okay Dirk, Im going to start like this... (6.0) | | 4. | "I am warming up for later!" (5.3) | | 5. | "Oh man, now I got to deal with this shit. Damn my love of bananas!" (4.8) |
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| 1. | 12 City, 8 Highway (8.2) | | 2. | That's what I call riding bare back! (8.0) | | 3. | Yeah! If I am ever on the planet Hoth and can cut her open and keep warm just like Luke Skywalker. (6.7) | | 4. | UNCLE WALLY'S TRIAL RUN FOR THE NATIONAL BULL RIDING ASSOCIATION (6.4) | | 5. | The Bull rider. He tells the ride he did his sister and then tries to hold on for 8 seconds. (6.4) |
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