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| 1. | Wait, don't you wanna see whats in the bag? (6.7) | | 2. | If they play their cards right, I'd do'em (6.1) | | 3. | Oddly enough, he no longer needs his one suspender to hold up his expensive trousers! (5.9) | | 4. | Hell, they ain't nothing compared to what I got locked up in my basement right now. (5.8) | | 5. | I've had better. (5.6) |
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| 1. | N'Sync with spray on tans .... (9.0) | | 2. | The truly sad thing about this photo, aside from the fake tans, boy-band outfits, and general douchebaggery, is the fact that there are equally pathetic women that sleep with these ass clowns. (8.3) | | 3. | Harlem, 1999. Photo taken mere minutes before Don Greco, Steve Patterson, Ray Bowls, and Evan Tanner were savagely beaten to death. (7.0) | | 4. | One douche, two douche, three douche, tranny douche (6.8) | | 5. | the defintion of "gay" (6.3) |
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| 1. | Little did everyone know, Kryptonite wasn’t Superman’s only weakness. (8.2) | | 2. | When X-Ray vission wasn't enough........ (7.6) | | 3. | Faster than a speeding bullet. More powerful than a locomotive. Translation - One thrust and a bloody mess. (7.3) | | 4. | I'm going to do you again, but this time as Superman (7.2) | | 5. | It turns out it was actually being in the yellow "haired" son that gave Superman all of his powers. (6.9) |
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| 1. | John was left needing foot reconstruction surgery after dancing with his little sister Flo. (9.5) | | 2. | Shaniqua was later kicked out of the reception after eating the caterer. (8.7) | | 3. | University of Georgia study finds "bourbon more effective than tequila for the wing man." (8.0) | | 4. | I just want a little slap and pickle (7.0) | | 5. | ... and the next day, the gym needed new floor panelling. (6.0) |
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| 1. | Who wants my hose first? (10.0) | | 2. | Classes sure are tough at the U of Florida. (10.0) | | 3. | Voldemort changed his tune when he ran into this group of mudbloods. (7.3) | | 4. | A still from the slightly less popular: 19 girls and a cup. (6.7) | | 5. | Who's the new girl? (6.5) |
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| 1. | FINALLY... I knew this gig would get me laid eventually. (10.0) | | 2. | Over 100 Billion Served....usually in groups (10.0) | | 3. | Ladies, ladies, ease off my McNuggets. (8.4) | | 4. | They took my idea to put roofies in the happy meals (8.0) | | 5. | Hey girls!...wanna see my Big Mac's special sauce? (7.7) |
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| 1. | Donkey was ready to show Fiona he was a real ass man (8.0) | | 2. | Shrek, you goto to see this (7.0) | | 3. | It was at this point when Donkey began to consider inter-species erotica. (7.0) | | 4. | As the ass asseses the ass's asthetic, he asks, "Is ass ass or should this ass pass on that ass?" (6.6) | | 5. | I fucking knew Eddie was into white meat! (6.6) |
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| 1. | KATHY THIRSTY….KATHY NEED DIET SODA!!! (8.0) | | 2. | Strecth... ok that deserves something yummy (8.0) | | 3. | Britney has fallen on really hard times. (7.7) | | 4. | No wonder she's a diabetic! (7.0) | | 5. | After eating the baby, Bertha needs something to wash it down with. (7.0) |
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| 1. | One of St. Patrick's less impressive miracles was driving all the brains out of this picture. (7.8) | | 2. | Well, I'd hate to stand in the middle, and come between you....... Or would I? (6.8) | | 3. | Choose wisely; one of them has a dick. (6.5) | | 4. | Take us to your leader... So that we may suck him off (6.3) | | 5. | eewwwwww, a brunett. (5.6) |
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| 1. | Many folks were surprised, when FOX cancelled their new show, "So You Think You Can Jump Over Babies." (7.3) | | 2. | The Asian Hulk Hogan proved he could leg drop six babies at once (6.4) | | 3. | Saddly for Yoseff, 'Infant Hurdles' never caught on as an Olympic event. (6.3) | | 4. | How much is DayCare?!?!?!?! (6.0) | | 5. | The little girl in pink and green did a silent protest by looking the other way. (5.6) |
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