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| 1. | You have to be this big to ride (10.0) | | 2. | my vag is this big.. fuck yea i'm a whore... duh! (9.5) | | 3. | do my tits make your cock this long ?? (5.0) | | 4. | What size hot dog do you like? (3.5) | | 5. | You can keep starring at my tits all you want but you better listen, I have a penis this big. (0.0) |
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| 1. | It is a sad fact but this is what happens to a boy growing up without a father! (5.5) | | 2. | This is what happens when you have daughters (2.7) | | 3. | Dainty, ain't they. (0.0) | | 4. | Mom! I told you to stay out when my friends are over, geez. Oh by the way can we borrow your anal beads, Marcus here wants to try them out. (0.0) |
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| 1. | Vacation to dive bar in New Mexico - $200, pair of torn jeans- $45, seeing your little girl taking her picture with a 9 foot cock? Priceless. (9.3) | | 2. | America's ultra secret weapon: FogHorn LegHorn rocket launcher (8.5) | | 3. | Julie's boyfriend is the biggest cock! (8.0) | | 4. | oooohhhhh baby, you are the biggest.........chicken I have ever had (7.2) | | 5. | This woman loves cock. (7.0) |
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| 1. | Crab-Gon. Chlamydia checks in, but it doesn't check out. (9.7) | | 2. | Be careful ! Its pussy flea season! This message brought to you by the makers of Raid (9.5) | | 3. | panty raid (9.5) | | 4. | Sure is windy in that there box canyon (9.0) | | 5. | This is why they call her smelly sue (4.0) |
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| 1. | ...welcome to Easter 101, I am your teacher Peter, Peter Cottontail, Mr. Cottontail to you. (9.0) | | 2. | ....like preachin' to my Peeps (7.5) | | 3. | …and the lord said let there be light…fluffy, marshmallow treats that are yummy and good…and there was (6.7) | | 4. | Young ones, fear fat little human children, camp fires, graham crackers, and Hershy bars, so sayeth the lord. (5.5) | | 5. | The Diciples Crowd Around Bunny Jesus (5.3) |
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| 1. | Lets get the hell outta here ! Joe Bidden coming! (10.0) | | 2. | Quick! Run! The fools fell for the new healthcare reform bill! We're outta here! (10.0) | | 3. | Holy crap Hilary has a penis, lets get the fuck out of here. (6.0) | | 4. | To the West Wing (5.0) | | 5. | I'm part-Kenyan, so what's your excuse for running Mr. French guy? (3.5) |
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| 1. | Holy Shit! FOOD! (10.0) | | 2. | Oh my god Becky, look at her butt! (9.0) | | 3. | OMG did you see that, she just ate an entire meal without throwing up, What a whore. (5.0) | | 4. | It's so big (4.5) |
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| 1. | Yoo hoo, this martini ain't gonna refill itself! (9.0) | | 2. | Is this the costume you want me to wear? (5.0) | | 3. | I don't care who you are, now bend over and take my kriptomite rod up your ass. (0.0) |
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| 1. | Dude... do the truffle shuffle (9.3) | | 2. | Im done when I say Im done,GOT IT? (9.0) | | 3. | Good Humor - Bad Calories (8.8) | | 4. | Your ass is sued Mother Fucker. I was 35lbs when I got here (8.8) | | 5. | Kid, you gotta go.. you've sold me out... (8.4) |
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| 1. | All the recipes are fabulous (7.3) | | 2. | I hear its upside-down cakes are dee-vine! (6.0) | | 3. | Hmmm...no where is that recipe for the chocolate starfish and the hot dog flavored water? (5.5) | | 4. | Theres my cookbook, now I can make my souffle for the anaul fugde packing plant potluck. (0.0) |
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