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| 1. | Ladies, ladies, ease off my McNuggets. (8.4) | | 2. | They took my idea to put roofies in the happy meals (8.0) | | 3. | Hey girls!...wanna see my Big Mac's special sauce? (7.7) | | 4. | Ronald McDonald giving 3 thumbs up. (7.5) | | 5. | Ronald wins his 3rd ADULT Video EMMY (7.3) |
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| 1. | Donkey was ready to show Fiona he was a real ass man (7.7) | | 2. | It was at this point when Donkey began to consider inter-species erotica. (7.0) | | 3. | I fucking knew Eddie was into white meat! (6.7) | | 4. | Shrek, you goto to see this (6.5) | | 5. | As the ass asseses the ass's asthetic, he asks, "Is ass ass or should this ass pass on that ass?" (6.0) |
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| 1. | KATHY THIRSTY….KATHY NEED DIET SODA!!! (8.0) | | 2. | Strecth... ok that deserves something yummy (8.0) | | 3. | Britney has fallen on really hard times. (7.7) | | 4. | After eating the baby, Bertha needs something to wash it down with. (7.0) | | 5. | Bertha was crushed when she realized the vending machine didn't carry her favorite gravy flavoured soda. (6.6) |
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| 1. | One of St. Patrick's less impressive miracles was driving all the brains out of this picture. (7.8) | | 2. | Well, I'd hate to stand in the middle, and come between you....... Or would I? (6.8) | | 3. | Choose wisely; one of them has a dick. (6.5) | | 4. | Take us to your leader... So that we may suck him off (6.3) | | 5. | eewwwwww, a brunett. (5.6) |
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| 1. | Many folks were surprised, when FOX cancelled their new show, "So You Think You Can Jump Over Babies." (7.3) | | 2. | The Asian Hulk Hogan proved he could leg drop six babies at once (6.4) | | 3. | Saddly for Yoseff, 'Infant Hurdles' never caught on as an Olympic event. (6.3) | | 4. | The little girl in pink and green did a silent protest by looking the other way. (5.6) | | 5. | Please. When I was his age I jumped over twice as many babies as that and I was drunk of my ass when I did it.You suck David Blaine. (5.0) |
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| 1. | "Homina homina homina, Awhooooooo, Boiyoing!" Clive thought to himself. (7.2) | | 2. | If this boat hits an iceberg. Ièm going to rape the hell out of you two! (5.8) | | 3. | Sweet Jesus! They're real and they ARE spectacular! (5.2) | | 4. | What colour are your eyes? Uh....nipples? (5.0) | | 5. | "BILL!!! LOOK those are those new inventions implants.... (5.0) |
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| 1. | "As you can see here Ohio should get about 12 inches tonight" (8.0) | | 2. | And you can see where the burning is, thanks to Jan from sports. (7.0) | | 3. | Much like his brother The Incredible Hulk, The Incredible Prick wasn't someone you wanted to make angry. (6.3) | | 4. | and as you can see right down here, it's going to be sunny with a high chance of balls. (6.0) | | 5. | " and this is Fred's Weather signing off as usual with.... Fuck Canada!!" (5.8) |
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| 1. | So, if when it rains, it means god's crying... does this mean god's ovulating? (8.5) | | 2. | You should have seen the chicken that laid the eggs. (7.2) | | 3. | And if we look to the east, we will see the freeway where they are frying Oprah's bacon. (7.0) | | 4. | what came first? The parking lot or the egg? (6.8) | | 5. | Man, Godzilla is gonna be pissed that MegaChicken egged up his yard... (6.2) |
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| 1. | (Shoot, is that JIm Edwards? Jack Edwards? Joe... John Edwards? Damn...) "Hey...chief... wanna be my VP?" (7.0) | | 2. | "Okay, so the joke goes. a Lesbian and a black guy are running for president, and the black guy says..... Oh hey Obama." (6.3) | | 3. | He said "change" everyone drink. (5.7) | | 4. | I have a straw, I dip it into your glass, and I DRINK YOUR BEER! (5.5) | | 5. | When you can't convince them sober....... (5.5) |
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| 1. | Did one of you ladies say you wanted Sausage? Oh, Sausage pizza...Never mind. (6.8) | | 2. | Has anyone noticed this yet? (6.0) | | 3. | You should see me when I'm hard! (5.7) | | 4. | yes ladies, the beach is "That way" (5.5) | | 5. | A banana in my pocket? Oh no, it's my boner. (5.4) |
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