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| 1. | So FIFA must stand for "Feel in Front Area." (9.0) | | 2. | hand ball! (9.0) | | 3. | Pssst....psst....Hey Diego, your crack is in the back. (9.0) | | 4. | now where did i put that red card ?!?!?! (8.0) | | 5. | Let me ajust these soccer balls (6.0) |
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| 1. | A HA, this one is a fraud!!!!!!! (8.5) | | 2. | WWeeee've got a winner! (8.3) | | 3. | Some have "Strings" Attached? (8.1) | | 4. | I wonder what will happen if I pull that string? (7.0) | | 5. | Ladies and Gentlemen, The future president of the United States. (6.7) |
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| 1. | Andy motto..."Quid Pro Quo"...Made surfing the internet...different (8.3) | | 2. | now..to find someone to work this camera.. (8.3) | | 3. | He's makin' a list, checkin' it twice (8.0) | | 4. | I know it looks like I'm surfing porn sites, but I'm really just stuck in the chair. (7.5) | | 5. | What Santa REALLY does the other 364 days a year.... (7.4) |
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| 1. | Daphne the Dolphin spouted on and on about her love of fish, leaving Gerald the Zebra wishing he was at the glue factory instead of this horrible blind date. (7.0) | | 2. | So tell me, are you white with black stripes or black with white stripes? (5.0) | | 3. | Oh - so your what they are talking about with all of those, whats black and white jokes. (3.0) |
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| 1. | Excuse me sir, before you board your flight, you've been selected for a random.... (7.0) | | 2. | Astronomers revoke theory that nothing comes out of black holes (7.0) | | 3. | I don't care how good of friends we are...this is the LAST time I say yes to helping you. (6.3) | | 4. | And with this powerful new telescope, I can see Uranus. (6.0) | | 5. | Hey, can you look to see if a monkey just flew out of my butt? (6.0) |
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| 1. | "Now the first step in child tossing to get a good grip on head." (9.5) | | 2. | If you pick your nose wrong you can DIE. (8.0) | | 3. | Daddy will you please stop carring me around like a six pack. (7.0) | | 4. | Yes..... She is a little Snot !! (6.0) |
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| 1. | Watch it with that candy braclet, I'm a diabetic (9.0) | | 2. | The morning after the rave, John discovered the true dangers of "tripping out." (0.0) | | 3. | Don't taze me bro. (0.0) |
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| 1. | to recap, when attacking tokyo, Remember to look for that one cop that waves people to safety, i hate that guy! (8.0) | | 2. | "Now remember, when you come out of the water thrash around and yell a lot, but don't give them any clues about our master plan..." (7.9) | | 3. | At precisely 9 p.m. when the party is in full swing, Rodan, Mechagodzilla, Mothra and myself will storm the Nakatomi building. The rest of you fan out across the city. On my signal, unleash HELL!!! (7.1) | | 4. | We should have no problem attacking here, as long as you guys can keep your mouths shut... dammit. (6.7) | | 5. | This Hiroshima and thats Nagasaki don't worry about those "Go U.S.A." (6.7) |
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| 1. | Something is seems odd about my commute to work today. (9.7) | | 2. | the instructions say.... "just add water" (9.0) | | 3. | What??? This place offers combo meals with CHEESECAKE! (8.0) | | 4. | it's not the heat so much as the humidity..... (5.5) | | 5. | They sure are good noodles (3.0) |
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| 1. | I want to be next! (10.0) | | 2. | It might feel nice, but wait till he smells his finger... (10.0) | | 3. | he he I'm next. (9.5) | | 4. | Feels like chicken (9.2) | | 5. | I think she's down a quart. Now let me check those headlights. (7.4) |
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