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| 1. | John was left needing foot reconstruction surgery after dancing with his little sister Flo. (9.5) | | 2. | Shaniqua was later kicked out of the reception after eating the caterer. (9.5) | | 3. | After losing a bet, Jimmie is forced to stand behind the girl who farts all the time. (5.5) | | 4. | Hey Joey, I think I'm going to score this one. (5.0) | | 5. | ... and the next day, the gym needed new floor panelling. (0.0) |
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| 1. | Voldemort changed his tune when he ran into this group of mudbloods. (8.3) | | 2. | A still from the slightly less popular: 19 girls and a cup. (7.7) | | 3. | Who's the new girl? (6.5) | | 4. | Who doesn't love a dirty girl. (6.0) | | 5. | Wish I had a garden hose! (6.0) |
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| 1. | I'm gonna McFuck these chicks (8.5) | | 2. | Ladies, ladies, ease off my McNuggets. (8.4) | | 3. | Hey girls!...wanna see my Big Mac's special sauce? (7.7) | | 4. | Ronald McDonald giving 3 thumbs up. (7.5) | | 5. | Ronald wins his 3rd ADULT Video EMMY (7.3) |
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| 1. | Donkey was ready to show Fiona he was a real ass man (7.7) | | 2. | As the ass asseses the ass's asthetic, he asks, "Is ass ass or should this ass pass on that ass?" (7.0) | | 3. | It was at this point when Donkey began to consider inter-species erotica. (7.0) | | 4. | I fucking knew Eddie was into white meat! (6.7) | | 5. | Shrek, you goto to see this (6.5) |
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| 1. | KATHY THIRSTY….KATHY NEED DIET SODA!!! (8.0) | | 2. | Strecth... ok that deserves something yummy (8.0) | | 3. | Britney has fallen on really hard times. (7.7) | | 4. | Bertha was crushed when she realized the vending machine didn't carry her favorite gravy flavoured soda. (6.6) | | 5. | I am going to punish you! Worse than what I am currently doing to my sweet thong (6.5) |
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| 1. | One of St. Patrick's less impressive miracles was driving all the brains out of this picture. (7.8) | | 2. | Well, I'd hate to stand in the middle, and come between you....... Or would I? (6.8) | | 3. | Choose wisely; one of them has a dick. (6.5) | | 4. | Take us to your leader... So that we may suck him off (6.3) | | 5. | eewwwwww, a brunett. (5.6) |
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| 1. | Many folks were surprised, when FOX cancelled their new show, "So You Think You Can Jump Over Babies." (7.3) | | 2. | The Asian Hulk Hogan proved he could leg drop six babies at once (6.4) | | 3. | Saddly for Yoseff, 'Infant Hurdles' never caught on as an Olympic event. (6.3) | | 4. | The little girl in pink and green did a silent protest by looking the other way. (5.6) | | 5. | Please. When I was his age I jumped over twice as many babies as that and I was drunk of my ass when I did it.You suck David Blaine. (5.0) |
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| 1. | "Homina homina homina, Awhooooooo, Boiyoing!" Clive thought to himself. (7.2) | | 2. | If this boat hits an iceberg. Ièm going to rape the hell out of you two! (5.4) | | 3. | Sweet Jesus! They're real and they ARE spectacular! (5.2) | | 4. | What colour are your eyes? Uh....nipples? (5.0) | | 5. | Excuse me dear, I have to go visit the restroom. (4.2) |
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| 1. | "As you can see here Ohio should get about 12 inches tonight" (7.8) | | 2. | Much like his brother The Incredible Hulk, The Incredible Prick wasn't someone you wanted to make angry. (7.0) | | 3. | And you can see where the burning is, thanks to Jan from sports. (7.0) | | 4. | and as you can see right down here, it's going to be sunny with a high chance of balls. (6.0) | | 5. | " and this is Fred's Weather signing off as usual with.... Fuck Canada!!" (5.8) |
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| 1. | So, if when it rains, it means god's crying... does this mean god's ovulating? (8.5) | | 2. | You should have seen the chicken that laid the eggs. (7.2) | | 3. | what came first? The parking lot or the egg? (7.2) | | 4. | Man, Godzilla is gonna be pissed that MegaChicken egged up his yard... (6.2) | | 5. | And in this slide we see a clever trap luring Michael Moore across town... (6.0) |
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