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| 1. | Sherman was so fat he took first and third place. (9.0) | | 2. | looks..like......I.. w....win? (6.7) | | 3. | Even Sal's fantasies were half assed, just like the rest of his life. (6.7) | | 4. | Greek is just that boring. (6.0) | | 5. | And the gold medal goes to Don Vito (5.8) |
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| 1. | Yep still German.... (9.3) | | 2. | Ricolaaaa !!! (9.0) | | 3. | Wow! Where can I get that much head??? (8.0) | | 4. | ...and I thought this only happened in my dreams. (7.5) | | 5. | Quit spilling it. (7.0) |
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| 1. | At least Kim Basinger was still part of the show... (9.0) | | 2. | Think you could hit me with a double coat..righta round there? (8.7) | | 3. | So you want to drink my Milkshake. (7.0) | | 4. | I bet a Grammy never has to put up with someone painting their crotch. (6.3) | | 5. | 2 out of 6 Oscars wear protection. (6.0) |
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| 1. | I told you what I'd do if you loaded the bases again, and guess what...YOU LOADED THE GODDAM BASES AGAIN! (10.0) | | 2. | Lets work on your "screw ball"... (9.0) | | 3. | Broke back Baseball (9.0) | | 4. | Who wants the first reach around!? (8.2) | | 5. | If you build it..... He will come (8.0) |
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| 1. | Chicks should always wear protection. (9.0) | | 2. | Hi... I'm Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to Jackass!! (7.2) | | 3. | Once their eye's met they new it was true love. (6.7) | | 4. | time to rise up, bitches! mutiny! (6.5) | | 5. | Lady, You're CLUCKED. (6.4) |
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| 1. | Someone leaked Cliffjumper's autopsy photos (stolen idea from Purebordem) (7.5) | | 2. | She's ALL sort'sa stoved up! (7.4) | | 3. | Oops,Should have Bought a Ford (7.3) | | 4. | At 250MPH, even a poodle can cause serious damage. (7.3) | | 5. | Funny as that may seem, the radio's the only thing that's really working good. (7.0) |
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| 1. | In-comming cock! (8.3) | | 2. | My cocks on a roll. *slapsknee* (7.4) | | 3. | KFC now delivers, freshness guaranteed (6.6) | | 4. | Tony Chicken (6.6) | | 5. | skateboard champion chickens out (6.0) |
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| 1. | How did I get in here....wait..how do I get out? (8.3) | | 2. | A sharks thanksgiving dinner. (8.2) | | 3. | Man, that dude sure has a little dingy.... (8.2) | | 4. | Needless to say the skier behind him was frustrated. (8.2) | | 5. | gilligan ate the skipper (7.8) |
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| 1. | Instant Replay: Regis is about to hike it up Kelly's tight end. (9.8) | | 2. | Wait a second Reeg! I just want to slime it up a little! (9.3) | | 3. | Blue 36, Blue 36, hut hut hut hut.... (8.5) | | 4. | We always knew Kelly had Regis by the balls. (8.0) | | 5. | Regis suddenly remembers the glory days in Notre Dame (7.0) |
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| 1. | Let see them catach me on thes and shove a fire cracker up my butt. (9.3) | | 2. | Mikey from OCC is not looking so good. (9.0) | | 3. | Further proof that the only difference between a jobless, useless, slimy, poorly evolved bottom feeder and a harley rider...is...the bike! (9.0) | | 4. | Look! It's a frog on a hog! (8.5) | | 5. | Evel Frog-Knievel (8.0) |
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