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| 1. | Riding fat chicks is like riding a moped. It's a lot of fun but you dont ever want your friends to see you. (10.0) | | 2. | That's what I call riding bare back! (8.0) | | 3. | 12 City, 8 Highway (7.0) | | 4. | Yeah! If I am ever on the planet Hoth and can cut her open and keep warm just like Luke Skywalker. (6.7) | | 5. | UNCLE WALLY'S TRIAL RUN FOR THE NATIONAL BULL RIDING ASSOCIATION (6.4) |
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| 1. | Really, I won it at the carny games (7.0) | | 2. | SSSTELLLAAA! (0.0) |
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| 1. | I got tha sugars! My blood sugar is low, I need some sugar NOW! (10.0) | | 2. | KATHY THIRSTY….KATHY NEED DIET SODA!!! (8.2) | | 3. | Britney has fallen on really hard times. (7.3) | | 4. | Strecth... ok that deserves something yummy (7.3) | | 5. | After eating the baby, Bertha needs something to wash it down with. (7.0) |
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| 1. | This is when the team found out about Reggies desire to dance ballet (9.5) | | 2. | please someone cut off the vibrater up my ass.! (7.5) | | 3. | I'm reeeeaaaaady for some football (7.0) | | 4. | i belive i can fly...i belive i can touch the sky (0.0) |
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| 1. | This is the first day of the airline's new treat your small children like luggage policy. (9.8) | | 2. | This is how I roll (8.8) | | 3. | "Now boarding flight LOT Polish Airlines Flight 5150 at Gate F8." (7.7) | | 4. | Quit looking at my mom's ass! Don't make me get out of this seat!!! (7.7) | | 5. | "... look alike. Please check the tag on your child... All children look alike, please check the tag.... (7.0) |
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| 1. | See look for yourself. There is nothing there at all !! (10.0) | | 2. | geez larry we have to do something with that god awful smell! (10.0) | | 3. | I always wash my balls before I go golfing. (9.0) | | 4. | Upon forcefully dislodging the shorts from beneath the beer gut you have successfully performed the "redneck tricep pushdown". Repeat for twelve reps resting between three sets. (7.5) | | 5. | I told you I'm not gay! (7.0) |
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| 1. | wow miss, you sure are holding out on the milk! (9.0) | | 2. | Got Milk ? (8.5) | | 3. | It's ok ma'am, I'm with mall security (1.0) | | 4. | I'm hungry, are you ready Mommy (0.0) | | 5. | If I could only lay some pipe! (0.0) |
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| 1. | these crossovers have gotten a little crazy (0.0) | | 2. | Spider man is 5. What's the other guys excuse? (0.0) | | 3. | i see you asshole! (0.0) |
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| 1. | wow,these tight white speedos will have the ladies creaming!!! (10.0) | | 2. | Dude... do the truffle shuffle (9.2) | | 3. | Good Humor - Bad Calories (8.2) | | 4. | Your ass is sued Mother Fucker. I was 35lbs when I got here (8.2) | | 5. | Kid, you gotta go.. you've sold me out... (8.1) |
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| 1. | Here's to Carmageddon !! ** Cheers** (10.0) | | 2. | Today's Special.... Road Kill (4.5) | | 3. | Service is slow (2.5) | | 4. | Suicide with wine service (0.0) | | 5. | i told you guys,the better the tip the better the seating! (0.0) |
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