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| 1. | In-comming cock! (8.3) | | 2. | My cocks on a roll. *slapsknee* (7.4) | | 3. | KFC now delivers, freshness guaranteed (6.6) | | 4. | Tony Chicken (6.6) | | 5. | skateboard champion chickens out (6.0) |
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| 1. | How did I get in here....wait..how do I get out? (8.3) | | 2. | A sharks thanksgiving dinner. (8.2) | | 3. | Man, that dude sure has a little dingy.... (8.2) | | 4. | Needless to say the skier behind him was frustrated. (8.2) | | 5. | gilligan ate the skipper (7.8) |
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| 1. | Instant Replay: Regis is about to hike it up Kelly's tight end. (9.8) | | 2. | Wait a second Reeg! I just want to slime it up a little! (9.3) | | 3. | Blue 36, Blue 36, hut hut hut hut.... (8.5) | | 4. | We always knew Kelly had Regis by the balls. (8.0) | | 5. | Regis suddenly remembers the glory days in Notre Dame (7.0) |
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| 1. | Let see them catach me on thes and shove a fire cracker up my butt. (9.3) | | 2. | Mikey from OCC is not looking so good. (9.0) | | 3. | Further proof that the only difference between a jobless, useless, slimy, poorly evolved bottom feeder and a harley rider...is...the bike! (9.0) | | 4. | Look! It's a frog on a hog! (8.5) | | 5. | Evel Frog-Knievel (8.0) |
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| 1. | A scene from the new Batman movie Dark Knight. (8.0) | | 2. | Don't make me use this! I will you know, I can soak you all...easily. (8.0) | | 3. | Having infiltrated their squad, Bimbo makes his move. (7.5) | | 4. | OMG he's go a super soaker. (7.3) | | 5. | Look out, the new lieutenant isn't clowning around. (7.0) |
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| 1. | One of these two just crapped himself. The other wants his mommy. (9.0) | | 2. | "I know I said cloning was unethical..." (8.0) | | 3. | President Bush - You are the father! (7.8) | | 4. | He wants to give me to Dick Cheney. (6.8) | | 5. | Due to troop shortages, Bush recommnends lowering the enlistment age. (6.7) |
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| 1. | Absolutely no escaping this mosh pit. (8.0) | | 2. | Red rover, red rover let Johnny come over. (7.9) | | 3. | Ninja Warrior...American Style (7.8) | | 4. | Someone is a little overly optimistic. (7.8) | | 5. | Next on Fox. The world red rover championship. (7.2) |
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| 1. | could you repeat that list once more please (8.8) | | 2. | Do you have anything on tap? (8.3) | | 3. | "Jim" in wonderland (8.0) | | 4. | Well, this is just an ill-conceived monument to build in front of the Alcoholics Anonymous building. (8.0) | | 5. | the redneck venus flytrap (8.0) |
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| 1. | NO!! I said, if I made it into the big leagues, I was going to take a shit in the middle of the field!! (8.5) | | 2. | Meet Joohan Papazuma, World Heavyweight Sumo Champion (7.5) | | 3. | I just made a Papelbon in my pants! (7.0) | | 4. | Common people. I SAID DO THE WAVE DAMMIT!! (7.0) | | 5. | STELLAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (6.8) |
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| 1. | "And if you'll direction your attention to the right side of the plane you'll see more ground" (9.1) | | 2. | I thought you put the landing gear down... (9.0) | | 3. | Please stay seated until the plane has come to a complete stop, thank you for flying America West. (8.2) | | 4. | Ok, if anyone ask, I was not drinking and doing blow off the stewardess' thigh durring the flight. Are we clear? (8.0) | | 5. | I told you kids to be quiet or we'd pull over and I wasn't joking around! (8.0) |
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