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| 1. | Many folks were surprised, when FOX cancelled their new show, "So You Think You Can Jump Over Babies." (7.3) | | 2. | The Asian Hulk Hogan proved he could leg drop six babies at once (6.4) | | 3. | Saddly for Yoseff, 'Infant Hurdles' never caught on as an Olympic event. (6.3) | | 4. | How much is DayCare?!?!?!?! (6.0) | | 5. | The little girl in pink and green did a silent protest by looking the other way. (5.6) |
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| 1. | "As you can see here Ohio should get about 12 inches tonight" (8.5) | | 2. | Hugh Jorgan with tonight's forcast... (8.0) | | 3. | And you can see where the burning is, thanks to Jan from sports. (7.4) | | 4. | Oh yeah here cums the warm front. (7.0) | | 5. | Much like his brother The Incredible Hulk, The Incredible Prick wasn't someone you wanted to make angry. (6.3) |
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| 1. | So, if when it rains, it means god's crying... does this mean god's ovulating? (8.5) | | 2. | And if we look to the east, we will see the freeway where they are frying Oprah's bacon. (7.0) | | 3. | You should have seen the chicken that laid the eggs. (6.8) | | 4. | what came first? The parking lot or the egg? (6.8) | | 5. | Man, Godzilla is gonna be pissed that MegaChicken egged up his yard... (6.2) |
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| 1. | (Shoot, is that JIm Edwards? Jack Edwards? Joe... John Edwards? Damn...) "Hey...chief... wanna be my VP?" (7.0) | | 2. | "Okay, so the joke goes. a Lesbian and a black guy are running for president, and the black guy says..... Oh hey Obama." (6.3) | | 3. | When I finish this beer I'ma drop my pants and give you some change you can believe in. (6.0) | | 4. | He said "change" everyone drink. (5.7) | | 5. | I have a straw, I dip it into your glass, and I DRINK YOUR BEER! (5.5) |
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| 1. | You can’t help but look at Karen’s rack. (8.6) | | 2. | Monica was a polygamist who favored shotgun weddings. (7.3) | | 3. | I've always admired women of her caliber! (7.0) | | 4. | I never should have started dating Charlton Heston's grand daughter. (6.6) | | 5. | What do you mean you don't go south? (6.6) |
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| 1. | Wait I'm getting a text from mom, Yes were having macaroni for dinner. (9.0) | | 2. | Let me guess, there's some little douche bag behind me taking a picture of my butt again. (8.8) | | 3. | Damn! Nice shoes! (8.3) | | 4. | Hey! That is the EXACT type of stool that I want in my bedroom!! (8.2) | | 5. | Dude, My Sister's been working out..Check it out! (7.4) |
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| 1. | Patrick Swayze on the set of his latest movie titled "tablecloth vest". (8.2) | | 2. | This party is Faaaabulous! (7.5) | | 3. | OMG!! Don't look now, but your boyfriend is right behind you and i think he's wearing your clothes. (7.2) | | 4. | Rick soon realized the douchebag convention was at another park across town. (7.2) | | 5. | Jesus Christ, Stacy, I can't believe you brought your dad again. We have ZERO chance of hooking up with that Vanilla Ice dude now. (7.0) |
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| 1. | Dreaming of winning the elusive "Bird Watchers Photo of the Year" contest Chester kneels to snap a photo of an extremely rare incident, a nearly identical pair of Cheeky Wobblers on full display. (10.0) | | 2. | Like yea my dad Really likes when you join us on these trips! (8.7) | | 3. | Amature astronomer, Richard 'Flash' Gordon drew closer to achieving his life long goal, viewing Uranus with his own eyes. (7.0) | | 4. | i knew this telephoto lens would come in handy someday. (6.6) | | 5. | Get the fuck out of the way can't you see i'm kneeling here (6.0) |
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| 1. | YHAAAA!!!! 43!...YHAAA...43! Now wheres my baby? (9.2) | | 2. | The more she drank... The less she noticed the hideous growth. (8.9) | | 3. | Hey Mom, I told you this AA meeting wasn't a Day care!!! (8.0) | | 4. | Breast feeding just isn't an option for Mikey. (7.6) | | 5. | It's ok, I'm a baby sitter. (7.2) |
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| 1. | Bloody Hell! I can see right fucking THROUGH your head. (9.0) | | 2. | Nice boobs...Hey look you can see her cleavage too... (9.0) | | 3. | "I dropped out of school at 15 and spent the next 30 years in a haze of alcohol, cocaine and heroin, leaving me brain damaged, incoherent, incontinent and a walking punch line tolerated largely because of my great wealth. What's your excuse?" (8.8) | | 4. | Nope, no bats in there, just a lot of dust and cobwebs (8.5) | | 5. | Photo taken momets before Ozzie bit off Paris Hilton's head. (8.3) |
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