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| 1. | I need another drink before I watch my dad marry that whore.. (9.0) | | 2. | Even as a child Courtney love showed signs (8.8) | | 3. | She deserves to wear white like the slut blowing the glass does!! I need a drink! (8.0) | | 4. | Put me at the little table, will ya. Wait til I puke on the cake. (8.0) | | 5. | if you have a mom like mine you would want the whole bottle (8.0) |
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| 1. | Thanks for holding the door for me bitch! (9.2) | | 2. | My eye's they burn - Where are my goggles. (8.8) | | 3. | Wow, she really does smell like rotten fish. (8.8) | | 4. | Well at least these clothes are still on her body, thank God for small miracles. (8.0) | | 5. | I know, we'll wear hats and glasses and no one will recognize us...I'm a genius!! (7.0) |
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| 1. | This is my weapon, this is my gun. One is for fighting, one is for fun... (8.5) | | 2. | Alright every back off or the little guy gets it (8.0) | | 3. | This is not what they meant when they wrote "Have the right to bare arms." (7.8) | | 4. | Ted Nugent aint got shit on me! (7.6) | | 5. | For Sale: Black Thong - $10 OBO (7.5) |
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| 1. | Smokin' cigarette butts! (9.4) | | 2. | Finally, NASCAR isn't boring. (8.0) | | 3. | Cancer never looked so good. (7.8) | | 4. | Ahhhhhh, now I am in flavor country. (7.8) | | 5. | Unfortunatly, the race was behind them. (7.5) |
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| 1. | The Colonel delivers another StinkPalm and asks, "Do ya want a biscuit with that, Clooney?!" (8.7) | | 2. | Clooney - Colonel / Colonel - Clooney (8.0) | | 3. | The next time these two men would meet, it would be on a field of battle... (8.0) | | 4. | Do you want to see why they call me finger licken good? (7.0) | | 5. | You want some chicken wit hthat biscuit? (7.0) |
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| 1. | Dude, Adams new girlfriend is a cow... (8.0) | | 2. | Spring Break Boise Idaho 1999 (8.0) | | 3. | Why buy the cow...? (8.0) | | 4. | Now all he needs is a lifetime supply of cereal. (7.3) | | 5. | Wow look, there are THREE big boobs on her (7.0) |
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| 1. | Excuse me Mr. President, but you have a hair on your shoulder. (9.3) | | 2. | "I knew I still had supporters!" (8.8) | | 3. | I'll be alice, turn around so I can go down the Rabbit hole (7.0) | | 4. | ahhhh - True Love (6.8) | | 5. | Look a monkey and a Rabbit. (6.7) |
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| 1. | Quick help me push it back into the water...It needs to be in the water. (9.3) | | 2. | proof that the manatee does at times leave the water. (8.8) | | 3. | Who freed Willey (8.3) | | 4. | woman saddened by her last place finish in wet t shirt contest (6.9) | | 5. | The first few rows may get wet! (6.8) |
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| 1. | A HA, this one is a fraud!!!!!!! (8.5) | | 2. | WWeeee've got a winner! (8.3) | | 3. | Some have "Strings" Attached? (8.1) | | 4. | I wonder what will happen if I pull that string? (7.0) | | 5. | Ladies and Gentlemen, The future president of the United States. (6.7) |
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| 1. | I plead the Clinton defense..I did not have sexual relations over and over again with those women. (9.3) | | 2. | I thought we were going to announce our candidacy for President (8.5) | | 3. | I'm going to rip off your B*lls. (7.5) | | 4. | hmm....so....am I picking up the kids? (7.5) | | 5. | This is your free shot. (7.0) |
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