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| 1. | I'm telling the truth, they've shut down the Hungry Heffer, all you can eat buffet! (10.0) | | 2. | Honey the "Biggest Loser" justed called. (10.0) | | 3. | Wall-E's taking us home! (8.0) | | 4. | "You ate my father" "I am your father" (6.7) | | 5. | Gladys informs Charlene that "Peggy's baby really does look good enough to eat." (6.0) |
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| 1. | A scene from the upcoming film, "An Awkward Trizuh" (7.3) | | 2. | A big factor in Al Gore's failed presidential campaign was his insistance on trying to get young people to "scissors the vote". (7.3) | | 3. | Al’s new friends were convinced he was gay, because he wouldn’t stop talking about how much he hated bush. (6.3) | | 4. | How did he lose to G.W. (5.8) | | 5. | These boys know hot to recycle - yo yo yo. (5.3) |
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| 1. | Beauties and The Beef (7.2) | | 2. | 2 sets of B cups and one set of D's! (7.0) | | 3. | Sometimes the manatees just come up an lie with the locals. (6.5) | | 4. | "Michelle...psst...Michelle...I'm starting to think this isn't the guy from the Subway commercials...." (6.5) | | 5. | Amber, when I told you I didn't want the boys staring at us, I didn't mean for you to bring your dad! (6.5) |
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| 1. | Wait, don't you wanna see whats in the bag? (6.7) | | 2. | If they play their cards right, I'd do'em (6.1) | | 3. | Oddly enough, he no longer needs his one suspender to hold up his expensive trousers! (5.9) | | 4. | Hell, they ain't nothing compared to what I got locked up in my basement right now. (5.8) | | 5. | Pardon me, would you happen to have any Grey Poupon? (5.5) |
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| 1. | The truly sad thing about this photo, aside from the fake tans, boy-band outfits, and general douchebaggery, is the fact that there are equally pathetic women that sleep with these ass clowns. (8.6) | | 2. | the defintion of "gay" (7.3) | | 3. | Harlem, 1999. Photo taken mere minutes before Don Greco, Steve Patterson, Ray Bowls, and Evan Tanner were savagely beaten to death. (7.2) | | 4. | One douche, two douche, three douche, tranny douche (7.0) | | 5. | poster children for birth control (7.0) |
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| 1. | John was left needing foot reconstruction surgery after dancing with his little sister Flo. (9.5) | | 2. | Shaniqua was later kicked out of the reception after eating the caterer. (8.7) | | 3. | University of Georgia study finds "bourbon more effective than tequila for the wing man." (8.0) | | 4. | Winston, I warned you I WOULD fart if you put it back in!!! (8.0) | | 5. | OMG...She just sharted! (8.0) |
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| 1. | I told you I was going to lose my mud if you didn't stop that...Sorry everyone! (9.0) | | 2. | Voldemort changed his tune when he ran into this group of mudbloods. (7.3) | | 3. | A still from the slightly less popular: 19 girls and a cup. (7.1) | | 4. | Classes sure are tough at the U of Florida. (6.8) | | 5. | Who wants my hose first? (6.3) |
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| 1. | Quit rubbing me ladies...Now you've done it, I have a Mc Bonner! (9.0) | | 2. | Over 100 Billion Served....usually in groups (8.5) | | 3. | Ronald McDonald giving 3 thumbs up. (7.7) | | 4. | Ladies, ladies, ease off my McNuggets. (7.6) | | 5. | I'm gonna McFuck these chicks (7.0) |
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| 1. | Pardon me...Oh never mind..I just found the all you can eat buffet! (10.0) | | 2. | Donkey was ready to show Fiona he was a real ass man (8.0) | | 3. | Shrek, you goto to see this (7.0) | | 4. | It was at this point when Donkey began to consider inter-species erotica. (7.0) | | 5. | As the ass asseses the ass's asthetic, he asks, "Is ass ass or should this ass pass on that ass?" (6.6) |
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| 1. | One of St. Patrick's less impressive miracles was driving all the brains out of this picture. (7.8) | | 2. | Choose wisely; one of them has a dick. (7.2) | | 3. | Well, I'd hate to stand in the middle, and come between you....... Or would I? (6.8) | | 4. | Take us to your leader... So that we may suck him off (6.3) | | 5. | eewwwwww, a brunett. (5.6) |
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