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| 1. | If I rub the booty do I really get 3 wishes. (8.0) | | 2. | wanna ride that donkey donkey ,wanna ride that donkey donkey (6.2) | | 3. | Come on Mr. President, give it to me like you gave it to America. (6.2) | | 4. | "I can't believe it. It really did spell 'WOW'!" (6.0) | | 5. | Wait, wait honey... I need to spit on it and dip it into the sand before I can really simulate what I have done to the American people (6.0) |
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| 1. | JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!! (8.0) | | 2. | ok I fucked up. (8.0) | | 3. | c'mon you know you likey (6.5) | | 4. | I mean, what can I say, I am just a pretty, pretty man. Who could blame me? (6.3) | | 5. | She thought I was good, who knew!!! (6.0) |
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| 1. | How many Chinese students does it take to blacktop a highway? (9.5) | | 2. | i'm good at chicken, they'll swerve first (8.7) | | 3. | Hey, cross walk here. (7.5) | | 4. | I'm moving I'm moving, gee the nerve of some people (7.5) | | 5. | Gee, I wonder why China banned "Death Race." (7.0) |
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| 1. | The real "Pack, Sack, Attack"! (8.3) | | 2. | A handful of nuts after a Touchdown......Priceless. (7.0) | | 3. | FLAG! Illegal use of the hand. (6.9) | | 4. | Dude, I want beer with these nuts. (6.9) | | 5. | Mr. Jennings, please turn your head and cough. (6.4) |
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| 1. | It cant be mine, you only sat in me once. (8.5) | | 2. | Ok, bubble bee now transform into a new diaper! (7.7) | | 3. | Don't pop the top Optimus (7.5) | | 4. | I knew that hooker wanted my number for something. (7.0) | | 5. | Someday mom...I will get even for this....mark my words. (7.0) |
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| 1. | While waiting in the green room, S ponders his stock portfolio and the politics of his local prefecture. Also, whether M is stuffing his mankini with socks. (9.0) | | 2. | here we come to save the gayyyyy!!!!!! (9.0) | | 3. | We're going to Comic-Con (8.5) | | 4. | okay.... so where's the rest of this costume?? (8.0) | | 5. | The Asian Batman and Robin (7.5) |
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| 1. | You know what I hate? Sharks......what.....there's one right behind me isn't there? (9.0) | | 2. | Excuse me folks have you seen a little fish with a bad fin? (8.1) | | 3. | You ever get that feeling.......oh shi (8.0) | | 4. | And to think you said nooooo to this trip now tell me scuba diving is not the greatest! To think you wanted to go to Disney. HA! (8.0) | | 5. | As a marine biologist I can saftly say there is nothing dangerous in these waters....trust me! (7.7) |
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| 1. | Where will you be when you realize that your maxi stopped working? (10.0) | | 2. | Whats with the yellow wig? (9.0) | | 3. | OMG that looks like my coat...only with a face (8.0) | | 4. | Seeing as Marilyn already sported a pearl necklace, Mr. Badger went for the Scaregasm instead. (6.3) | | 5. | Mr President you really are a rat!!!? (6.0) |
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| 1. | Britney Spears finally gets to see her kids again (9.7) | | 2. | President Bush, age 8 (9.0) | | 3. | After successfully completing 1st grade, Billy's parents help him celebrate with a bong full of apple juice. (7.0) | | 4. | Hurry up and drink this before your Father comes back! (7.0) | | 5. | Billy Joe Ray quit crying and help me empty your pawpaw's poop bag. (7.0) |
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| 1. | Notice how the chicks will huddle together for protection when they sense a predator is near. (8.8) | | 2. | Humph! Lesbians... (7.7) | | 3. | I guess they meant it when they said not even if I was the last guy on earth. (7.2) | | 4. | Lloyd paced like a lion as he searched the crowd for the ones with daddy issues. (7.0) | | 5. | Surf City my ass, this place is like 100 to 1. (6.8) |
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