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| 1. | John was left needing foot reconstruction surgery after dancing with his little sister Flo. (9.5) | | 2. | Shaniqua was later kicked out of the reception after eating the caterer. (8.7) | | 3. | University of Georgia study finds "bourbon more effective than tequila for the wing man." (8.0) | | 4. | Winston, I warned you I WOULD fart if you put it back in!!! (8.0) | | 5. | OMG...She just sharted! (8.0) |
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| 1. | I told you I was going to lose my mud if you didn't stop that...Sorry everyone! (9.0) | | 2. | Voldemort changed his tune when he ran into this group of mudbloods. (7.3) | | 3. | A still from the slightly less popular: 19 girls and a cup. (7.1) | | 4. | Classes sure are tough at the U of Florida. (6.8) | | 5. | Who wants my hose first? (6.3) |
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| 1. | Quit rubbing me ladies...Now you've done it, I have a Mc Bonner! (9.0) | | 2. | Over 100 Billion Served....usually in groups (8.5) | | 3. | Ronald McDonald giving 3 thumbs up. (7.7) | | 4. | Ladies, ladies, ease off my McNuggets. (7.6) | | 5. | I'm gonna McFuck these chicks (7.0) |
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| 1. | Pardon me...Oh never mind..I just found the all you can eat buffet! (10.0) | | 2. | Donkey was ready to show Fiona he was a real ass man (8.0) | | 3. | Shrek, you goto to see this (7.0) | | 4. | It was at this point when Donkey began to consider inter-species erotica. (7.0) | | 5. | As the ass asseses the ass's asthetic, he asks, "Is ass ass or should this ass pass on that ass?" (6.6) |
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| 1. | KATHY THIRSTY….KATHY NEED DIET SODA!!! (8.0) | | 2. | Britney has fallen on really hard times. (7.3) | | 3. | Strecth... ok that deserves something yummy (7.3) | | 4. | After eating the baby, Bertha needs something to wash it down with. (7.0) | | 5. | Bertha was crushed when she realized the vending machine didn't carry her favorite gravy flavoured soda. (6.6) |
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| 1. | One of St. Patrick's less impressive miracles was driving all the brains out of this picture. (7.8) | | 2. | Choose wisely; one of them has a dick. (7.2) | | 3. | Well, I'd hate to stand in the middle, and come between you....... Or would I? (6.8) | | 4. | Take us to your leader... So that we may suck him off (6.3) | | 5. | eewwwwww, a brunett. (5.6) |
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| 1. | Many folks were surprised, when FOX cancelled their new show, "So You Think You Can Jump Over Babies." (7.3) | | 2. | The Asian Hulk Hogan proved he could leg drop six babies at once (6.4) | | 3. | Saddly for Yoseff, 'Infant Hurdles' never caught on as an Olympic event. (6.3) | | 4. | How much is DayCare?!?!?!?! (6.0) | | 5. | The little girl in pink and green did a silent protest by looking the other way. (5.6) |
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| 1. | "Homina homina homina, Awhooooooo, Boiyoing!" Clive thought to himself. (7.2) | | 2. | If this boat hits an iceberg. Ièm going to rape the hell out of you two! (5.8) | | 3. | Sweet Jesus! They're real and they ARE spectacular! (5.2) | | 4. | What colour are your eyes? Uh....nipples? (5.0) | | 5. | "BILL!!! LOOK those are those new inventions implants.... (5.0) |
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| 1. | "As you can see here Ohio should get about 12 inches tonight" (8.5) | | 2. | Hugh Jorgan with tonight's forcast... (8.0) | | 3. | And you can see where the burning is, thanks to Jan from sports. (7.4) | | 4. | Oh yeah here cums the warm front. (7.0) | | 5. | Much like his brother The Incredible Hulk, The Incredible Prick wasn't someone you wanted to make angry. (6.3) |
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| 1. | So, if when it rains, it means god's crying... does this mean god's ovulating? (8.5) | | 2. | And if we look to the east, we will see the freeway where they are frying Oprah's bacon. (7.0) | | 3. | You should have seen the chicken that laid the eggs. (6.8) | | 4. | what came first? The parking lot or the egg? (6.8) | | 5. | Man, Godzilla is gonna be pissed that MegaChicken egged up his yard... (6.2) |
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