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| 1. | You know what I hate? Sharks......what.....there's one right behind me isn't there? (9.0) | | 2. | Excuse me folks have you seen a little fish with a bad fin? (8.1) | | 3. | You ever get that feeling.......oh shi (8.0) | | 4. | And to think you said nooooo to this trip now tell me scuba diving is not the greatest! To think you wanted to go to Disney. HA! (8.0) | | 5. | As a marine biologist I can saftly say there is nothing dangerous in these waters....trust me! (7.7) |
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| 1. | Where will you be when you realize that your maxi stopped working? (10.0) | | 2. | Whats with the yellow wig? (9.0) | | 3. | OMG that looks like my coat...only with a face (8.0) | | 4. | Seeing as Marilyn already sported a pearl necklace, Mr. Badger went for the Scaregasm instead. (6.3) | | 5. | Mr President you really are a rat!!!? (6.0) |
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| 1. | Excuse me sir, before you board your flight, you've been selected for a random.... (7.0) | | 2. | Astronomers revoke theory that nothing comes out of black holes (7.0) | | 3. | I don't care how good of friends we are...this is the LAST time I say yes to helping you. (6.3) | | 4. | And with this powerful new telescope, I can see Uranus. (6.0) | | 5. | Hey, can you look to see if a monkey just flew out of my butt? (6.0) |
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| 1. | Britney Spears finally gets to see her kids again (9.7) | | 2. | President Bush, age 8 (9.0) | | 3. | After successfully completing 1st grade, Billy's parents help him celebrate with a bong full of apple juice. (7.0) | | 4. | Hurry up and drink this before your Father comes back! (7.0) | | 5. | Billy Joe Ray quit crying and help me empty your pawpaw's poop bag. (7.0) |
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| 1. | Notice how the chicks will huddle together for protection when they sense a predator is near. (8.8) | | 2. | Humph! Lesbians... (7.7) | | 3. | I guess they meant it when they said not even if I was the last guy on earth. (7.2) | | 4. | Lloyd paced like a lion as he searched the crowd for the ones with daddy issues. (7.0) | | 5. | Surf City my ass, this place is like 100 to 1. (6.8) |
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| 1. | I'm telling the truth, they've shut down the Hungry Heffer, all you can eat buffet! (10.0) | | 2. | Honey the "Biggest Loser" justed called. (10.0) | | 3. | Wall-E's taking us home! (8.0) | | 4. | "You ate my father" "I am your father" (6.7) | | 5. | Gladys informs Charlene that "Peggy's baby really does look good enough to eat." (6.0) |
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| 1. | A scene from the upcoming film, "An Awkward Trizuh" (7.3) | | 2. | A big factor in Al Gore's failed presidential campaign was his insistance on trying to get young people to "scissors the vote". (7.3) | | 3. | Al’s new friends were convinced he was gay, because he wouldn’t stop talking about how much he hated bush. (6.3) | | 4. | How did he lose to G.W. (5.8) | | 5. | These boys know hot to recycle - yo yo yo. (5.3) |
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| 1. | Beauties and The Beef (7.2) | | 2. | 2 sets of B cups and one set of D's! (7.0) | | 3. | Sometimes the manatees just come up an lie with the locals. (6.5) | | 4. | "Michelle...psst...Michelle...I'm starting to think this isn't the guy from the Subway commercials...." (6.5) | | 5. | Amber, when I told you I didn't want the boys staring at us, I didn't mean for you to bring your dad! (6.5) |
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| 1. | Wait, don't you wanna see whats in the bag? (6.7) | | 2. | If they play their cards right, I'd do'em (6.1) | | 3. | Oddly enough, he no longer needs his one suspender to hold up his expensive trousers! (5.9) | | 4. | Hell, they ain't nothing compared to what I got locked up in my basement right now. (5.8) | | 5. | Pardon me, would you happen to have any Grey Poupon? (5.5) |
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| 1. | The truly sad thing about this photo, aside from the fake tans, boy-band outfits, and general douchebaggery, is the fact that there are equally pathetic women that sleep with these ass clowns. (8.6) | | 2. | the defintion of "gay" (7.3) | | 3. | Harlem, 1999. Photo taken mere minutes before Don Greco, Steve Patterson, Ray Bowls, and Evan Tanner were savagely beaten to death. (7.2) | | 4. | One douche, two douche, three douche, tranny douche (7.0) | | 5. | poster children for birth control (7.0) |
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