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| 1. | After fucking the country for 8 years, W decided to try a bird of another feather. (10.0) | | 2. | Turkey Cock's Cock, Cock's Cock Turkey. (10.0) | | 3. | Bush only likes the white chicks... (9.3) | | 4. | The other turkeys told me this is what you had to do to get Pardoned by President Clinton. (8.8) | | 5. | That turkey sure has a big pecker... (8.3) |
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| 1. | Hey George, don't you wish your ICBM was this big? (8.0) | | 2. | I won by "This Much" (8.0) | | 3. | The real reason politicians don't favor black people. (8.0) | | 4. | The national debt is now this big. (7.0) | | 5. | We measured Condi's Rice and it was this big. (6.7) |
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| 1. | It's nice to see Britney and Kevin worked things out. (8.8) | | 2. | Do those shoes really go with that outfiit. (7.3) | | 3. | Nice tidy whiteys (7.0) | | 4. | California fire destroys trailer. (7.0) | | 5. | Send the money now, or we raise your kid as our own. (0.0) |
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| 1. | For the love of god man...I can see your helmet. (8.7) | | 2. | C'mon everyone! We're goin streakin!!!! (7.5) | | 3. | It's business casual tonight at Jabba's Hut. (6.8) | | 4. | George Lucas Presents Star Wars the Musical. (6.3) | | 5. | What really happened to TK-421. (5.9) |
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| 1. | Hey, Uncle Dad, Aunt Mom is looking dang hot!!! (8.3) | | 2. | Hurry and take the picture I can't breath in this thing. (8.0) | | 3. | This southern bell would not be a ladie unless she was 280. (6.3) | | 4. | Just a day at the beach in Mississippi (5.8) | | 5. | . . . . make the rockin world go round! (5.5) |
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| 1. | "Hey, Robot chicken isnt THAT bad." (8.5) | | 2. | Beavis and Butthead in real life (8.0) | | 3. | "Yeah, I'm surprised that I get laid too." (6.8) | | 4. | It's not easy being Green. (6.5) | | 5. | So I did your mom. (6.3) |
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| 1. | Can you guess what Elmo is thinking about today, thats right No limit Texas hold'em. (8.3) | | 2. | Elmo makes it to the finals after defeating Cookie Monster, Big Bird, and Mr. Snuffleupagus. (7.5) | | 3. | The world's best poker face. (7.5) | | 4. | Elmo, True Sesame Street Lives of Characters after the show. (7.3) | | 5. | Spectators were startled at a Hold Em' after Elmo suffered what was thought to be a siezure. But after investigation it turned out to be another Tickle Me Elmo! (7.3) |
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| 1. | Come on Down... Come On Down... (10.0) | | 2. | Let's see if I can come closest without going over. (10.0) | | 3. | My producers are telling me we are going to play the new Trampoline Game. (8.6) | | 4. | Check out this Barker Boobie, I mean beauty. (7.8) | | 5. | Lets play the Hole in One game and ill putt first. (7.5) |
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| 1. | Tattoo's $3,000, glasses $200, haircut $15 your tattoo being out dated because your driver hates his step mom and changes teams priceless. (9.0) | | 2. | Ahhh I'll just add an 8. (6.8) | | 3. | What next, the Buc's will change the logo on their flag? (6.2) | | 4. | Wow, I hope Danica Patrick doesn't drive the number 8 next year. (5.8) | | 5. | Tattoos, tell the world you're a tool without having to open your mouth. (0.0) |
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| 1. | 3 Girls, 0 Underpants (9.5) | | 2. | the car still has that new V.D smell (9.0) | | 3. | Thanks for traveling Airhead Transpo, Where rehab is always just around the corner! (7.2) | | 4. | Average IQ = Blood Alcohol Level (7.0) | | 5. | I'll Drive, No! I'll Drive, Wait who's sober.... (6.9) |
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