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| 1. | OMFGWTF (8.5) | | 2. | DID I LEAVE THE IRON ON? (8.0) | | 3. | Oh shit. The glove fit- they can't acquit. (8.0) | | 4. | Dramatic OJ (7.0) | | 5. | Reaction to hearing.... The cubs lost. (5.0) |
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| 1. | to the Jack Links Co..... I want 20 million in Beef Jerky or he dies!!!!!!! (9.5) | | 2. | Now this... this can only serve to confuse the evolution argument further. (9.0) | | 3. | Bob and his new bride, Jill. What happens in Vegas.... (6.0) | | 4. | Hey joe... look it's bigfoot. (4.0) |
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| 1. | Five... Five Dollar... Five Dollar Footlong... its catch, catchin' on! (8.5) | | 2. | AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THIS WOMEN! (8.0) | | 3. | I used to get paid THIS MUCH at Goldman Sachs... Look at me now.... (6.5) | | 4. | We are going to need this much money. (5.3) | | 5. | can someone please lend us 700 billion dollars. we can pay you back $100 a month for the next 7 billion months. (4.3) |
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| 1. | Do you have change for a buck, i'm a little short. (6.5) | | 2. | He's Got High Hopes (6.4) | | 3. | I hate it when it rains. (6.3) | | 4. | Damn, you need a MENTOS! (6.3) | | 5. | Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair (6.0) |
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| 1. | What's a little pressed ham when you already have four pigs?? (8.0) | | 2. | Moon over Mimi (7.0) | | 3. | Ugly chicks, even a guys ass steals their thunder. (6.4) | | 4. | the girls hadn't noticed Pam's ex husband in the bar, or his unresolved feelings on the break up. (6.0) | | 5. | Where is that bass music coming from? (5.5) |
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| 1. | "Yeah she totally seems qualified for V.P. to me Senator!!" (8.8) | | 2. | Yeah, but can she cook? (8.2) | | 3. | Note how there are no other humans in this picture? "Susan" lures men in with her "perfect" woman routine and, then, quickly eats the corpses of men who "die in wonderment." (7.5) | | 4. | Sure she does this for you now, but just wait till after the wedding... (6.5) | | 5. | Not A Single Wrinkle (4.5) |
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| 1. | Where's the BEEF??? (10.0) | | 2. | Wow, it really does look like Abraham Lincoln from this angle... (9.0) | | 3. | Does it really play X Box? (9.0) | | 4. | LIAR! (8.3) | | 5. | You really need to trim that shit. (8.3) |
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| 1. | Back off BITCH! It's my tuna. (7.0) | | 2. | Sarah loved when Fluffers did his "Bat Boy" impression. (5.5) | | 3. | SO! We meet again.... It is time to end this; there can be only ONE. (5.5) | | 4. | Girl:No you can't borrow the car. Cat: I hate you. (5.0) | | 5. | Nice pussy (0.0) |
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| 1. | Petrified Prostate Exam (10.0) | | 2. | Damm,I got wood!! (7.3) | | 3. | Arbor Day is for lovers. (7.0) | | 4. | hey,that looks like what mommy and daddy do (6.6) | | 5. | Just one of the many stops along the Brokeback Mountain tour. (6.5) |
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| 1. | Las Vegas Jehovah Witnesses have a much more lenient dress code then other states. (8.3) | | 2. | Don't you totally love these new school uniforms. (8.0) | | 3. | How to blend-in in germany (8.0) | | 4. | Sara Palin and her daughter go hunting for the elusive "bush dog" (8.0) | | 5. | These Austrian door-to-door saleswomen sure do know how to "close the deal." (7.8) |
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