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| vote | avg | votes | Caption | submitted by |
| [x] | 8.6 | 16 | Little did everyone know, Kryptonite wasn’t Superman’s only weakness. | diangelo1973 |
| [x] | 7.4 | 9 | It turns out it was actually being in the yellow "haired" son that gave Superman all of his powers. | diangelo1973 |
| [x] | 7.4 | 7 | Faster than a speeding bullet. More powerful than a locomotive. Translation - One thrust and a bloody mess. | jcoax |
| [x] | 7.0 | 3 | Dont cry...The suit makes it look bigger than it really is! | The Great Brando |
| [x] | 6.8 | 10 | I'm going to do you again, but this time as Superman | tbare |
| [x] | 6.8 | 12 | Clark Kent wasn't a pedophile, unfortunately Superman was. | lasercannon |
| [x] | 6.7 | 15 | Although Aquaman became a member of the Justice League he refused to discuss the initiation ritual. | Logan |
| [x] | 6.6 | 5 | Poor billy found out why they call him "The Man of Steel", | rochaid |
| [x] | 6.2 | 13 | Don't tell Lois or I won't pull out...and trust me, you want me to pull out! | bgordon |
| [x] | 6.1 | 8 | When X-Ray vission wasn't enough........ | Doogles |
| [x] | 6.1 | 9 | "Okay Invisible man, hurry up, I got next!" | cooperanimation |
| [x] | 6.0 | 2 | Superman was about to show Batman what having a sidekick was really about about. Hays Code don't fail me now! | gillkonam |
| [x] | 5.9 | 10 | Let's see the crash test dummies write a song about THIS!! | cooperanimation |
| [x] | 5.8 | 17 | Bite the pillow son! I'm goin' in dry! | everdash |
| [x] | 5.7 | 3 | At least Michael Jackson gave me wine. | bamike |
| [x] | 5.6 | 7 | His Secret Identity was not the only Secret Little timmy had to keep! | robsrojo |
| [x] | 5.5 | 15 | Billy soon regrets joining the Justice League's chapter of NAMBLA | SXCamaro05 |
| [x] | 5.5 | 6 | I have many identities timmy. At home, Clark Kent. Saving the world, Superman. but in bed, i am known as iron man! | quadracepticon |
| [x] | 5.5 | 4 | is this the kite, out of here? | fricky109 |
| [x] | 5.4 | 7 | just then Chris Hansen walked into the door and superman had a LOT of explaining to do | adam_bomb |
| [x] | 5.3 | 14 | Timmy was about to find out that Superman is not faster than a speeding bullet. | Zippy |
| [x] | 5.3 | 7 | Sorry Timmy, my priest outfit is at the cleaners. | swayone |
| [x] | 5.3 | 7 | I know it hurts, Billy, but Lois just can't satisfy me anymore. | PsyPeterson |
| [x] | 5.3 | 11 | Ha! Your sister cried less than this | punanisher |
| [x] | 5.3 | 4 | DC Comics first issue introducing Peter the pillow biter as Superman's quiet and withdrawn nephew. | Satania |
| [x] | 5.2 | 6 | oooh, buns of steel, meet the man of steel! | mooch |
| [x] | 5.2 | 13 | Shhhhhhhhhh. Don't talk. | Batmanrules |
| [x] | 5.1 | 7 | Yes, more tears are good! It will make it more lubricated. Can you cry from your ass? | cooperanimation |
| [x] | 5.0 | 12 | They don't call me the Man of Steel for nuthin! | Gold_2 |
| [x] | 5.0 | 9 | just thank god im not the hulk!! | mattwhelan |
| [x] | 5.0 | 8 | Sphincter...oh you thought the S stood for super? | swayone |
| [x] | 5.0 | 7 | It only hurts more if you clinch. | furymaximus |
| [x] | 4.9 | 11 | "If you're crying now... oh, boy. It's gonna be a long night for you, kid." | arseface |
| [x] | 4.9 | 7 | Oh...didn't they tell you? It's THAT kind of "Action Comics"...sorry kid. | Gunpowder Treason |
| [x] | 4.9 | 7 | Wayne was right this is fun! | mattwhelan |
| [x] | 4.8 | 9 | Don't worry kid Superman comes faster than a speeding bullet. | Renbeer |
| [x] | 4.8 | 4 | You promised I'd get ice cream last time, too! | Vagabond |
| [x] | 4.8 | 4 | Hi...my name is Chris Hanson, Dateline NBC. Did you know that he was only 13? | crotch17 |
| [x] | 4.6 | 8 | Guess what champ? Two more times earns you the decoder ring! | gillkonam |
| [x] | 4.6 | 5 | Prepare for glory... | pchykn808 |
| [x] | 4.5 | 4 | Timmy, why must I always wear the naughty suit? | J-5 |
| [x] | 4.5 | 2 | The Man of Steal just stole another boy's innocence | Thatguypete |
| [x] | 4.5 | 11 | As Jimmy puckered-up tight as a snare drum Superman wet himself in sheer deilght. | Wizzelteats |
| [x] | 4.4 | 7 | I'll tell you what I told Wonder Woman, Hawkgirl and Aquaman, crying just makes daddy want you more. | KeebleKahn |
| [x] | 4.3 | 9 | Moooooon River. | daytimetv06 |
| [x] | 4.3 | 11 | "But daddy, Underoos are for children!" "Shut up and clean it off your face." | CrazyDiamond |
| [x] | 4.3 | 12 | Want to see why they call me superman. | admin |
| [x] | 3.9 | 14 | I am literally about to fuck you little boy | ingenuus |
| [x] | 3.7 | 10 | Your succulent ass is my kryptonite. | chippawa |
| [x] | 3.6 | 5 | Superman and Super dick | brittnjohn |
| [x] | 3.4 | 10 | That last one was called 'around the world' | ricky |
| [x] | 2.9 | 12 | When Jimmy agreed to join NASBLA, he didn't realize he would be left dripping superspooge from his tearducts. | Gumbi |
| [x] | 2.8 | 5 | No, it's not going to be like last time..I dont have time for a blow job this time! | Ad_Rain30 |
| [x] | 1.0 | 1 | forget about the ambiguously gay duo, its clark DENT time bahahaha | broke |
