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| 1. | Pussy! Bitch! (8.0) | | 2. | Back off BITCH! It's my tuna. (7.0) | | 3. | Nice pussy (6.0) | | 4. | Sarah loved when Fluffers did his "Bat Boy" impression. (5.5) | | 5. | SO! We meet again.... It is time to end this; there can be only ONE. (5.5) |
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| 1. | "Homina homina homina, Awhooooooo, Boiyoing!" Clive thought to himself. (7.2) | | 2. | If this boat hits an iceberg. Ièm going to rape the hell out of you two! (5.8) | | 3. | Sweet Jesus! They're real and they ARE spectacular! (5.2) | | 4. | What colour are your eyes? Uh....nipples? (5.0) | | 5. | "BILL!!! LOOK those are those new inventions implants.... (5.0) |
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| 1. | This guy love Caturday (0.0) | | 2. | Clearly investing time and energy in the wrong version of pussy. (0.0) |
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| 1. | This is my weapon, this is my gun. One is for fighting, one is for fun... (8.5) | | 2. | Alright every back off or the little guy gets it (8.0) | | 3. | This is not what they meant when they wrote "Have the right to bare arms." (7.8) | | 4. | Ted Nugent aint got shit on me! (7.6) | | 5. | For Sale: Black Thong - $10 OBO (7.5) |
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| 1. | I have seen the light! (0.0) | | 2. | Jesus Christ Jill...no f'n pail?!?!?!! (0.0) | | 3. | All grown up, Charlie Brown hoped that Lucy wouldn't pull the back these balls... (0.0) | | 4. | O.K. right and I stay kneeling while you walk toward my truck right? Yeah this is great...and it will be sexy when you pretend to be driving and flash me again...right, HEY WAIT! (0.0) |
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| 1. | "Oh God is that, that wierd humming and vibrating I flet in the womb" (10.0) | | 2. | I said scissors, not clippers (7.0) | | 3. | "I will DESTROY you!!" (0.0) | | 4. | Welcome to the cult boy. (0.0) |
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| 1. | I need another drink before I watch my dad marry that whore.. (9.0) | | 2. | Even as a child Courtney love showed signs (8.8) | | 3. | if you have a mom like mine you would want the whole bottle (8.3) | | 4. | She deserves to wear white like the slut blowing the glass does!! I need a drink! (8.2) | | 5. | Put me at the little table, will ya. Wait til I puke on the cake. (8.0) |
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| 1. | "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..." (8.3) | | 2. | I love you Joe Jonas (8.0) | | 3. | Cat scratch fevah! NANANANA (8.0) | | 4. | WHATCHA GONNA DO!?? WHEN WHAM RUNS WILD ALL OVER YOU!!!??? (6.3) |
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| 1. | Sweet... (10.0) | | 2. | ok...... ready for my prostate exam.... (5.5) | | 3. | So that's what R. Lee Emrey is up to these days.. (5.0) | | 4. | Get off my lawn (4.3) | | 5. | Hey look, it's Goldlocks amongst the bears! (3.0) |
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| 1. | KATHY THIRSTY….KATHY NEED DIET SODA!!! (8.0) | | 2. | You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry. (8.0) | | 3. | does she know she's grown since 3rd grade? her clothes do! (7.5) | | 4. | Britney has fallen on really hard times. (7.3) | | 5. | Strecth... ok that deserves something yummy (7.3) |
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